SCRIPT #13 (Sssthar Warsthx 3)

lol sorry for the long delay. Had too much homeowrk and now finally have some time to type some shit. Enjoy "Sssthar Warsthx Episode 3: Revenge of the Shit"

Following the previous episode...
Chess Colombians: w00t! Yesterday never celebrate fully, today must celebrate like hell! Whatever come, just heck care and continue!
YingKang: What the hell? How come no one playing Chinese Chess? Pork la, kelvin!
Chess Colombians: You too powerful liao la!
YingKang: If you are more powerful than me, I wont fight you, but if you not more powerful than me, I will fight you! Who is powerful enough to fight me in CC? Come on, pork!
Suhayo: 来, 我来了! I have come to play with you, YingKang!
YingKang: Ahahahahahaha! Finally a worthy opponent! Come on let's play man, pork!
(Throughout the whole game...)
Suhayo: Orh, 我懂你要做什么了. 想要将我? 休想!
YingKang: You trying to resist my advances? I use all my resources now! Move 车 up! Block your 马!
Suhayo: Aiya, 没看到! Shit, 现在我看到你想做什么了! 双炮将 hor? Dun think I dunno. Block your 炮 with my 率!
YingKang: Hah, 中计! Move 车 up again! 将军!
Suhayo: Eh? Aiya, 没看到! SHIT! 将军了! 输了.
YingKang: Ahahahaha! Pork pork 没有看到, 输了一条命! 呱呱呱呱呱,呱呱! (wtf)
Voice: Muaahassahsaasahsahsahasahshhshaaas!
YingKang: What the hell?

(Black Mamba appears.)

YingKang: What the hell? You again? What you want? People playing Chinese Chess you keep gaying la!

Black Mamba: Ifs yoo wana plae Chyna Chesss, yoo sthall fite mee!

YingKang: Okay la! See who scared who? Tortoise scared iron hammer! (?)

(Both take out their Light Sabers)

Black Mamba: Pripares too be owneds!

YingKang: Me, the Powerful General, never lose one fight before. You? Defeat me? Impossible!

(PANG! BISH! BOOM! They fought. Then... YingKang's light saber switched off!)

YingKang: What the hell? No batt? Walau I yesterday charged only!

Suhayo: YingKang! Take mine! (throw light saber)

(YingKang use the Force and took Suhayo's light saber.)

YingKang: Wah nice, fully charged! I like! (switch on light saber) Come fight la!

(Black Mamba and YingKang fought. Then Black Mamba slashed YingKang.)

YingKang: Ouch! What the hell? Next time see properly leh! Pork kelvin!

Black Mamba: Oohs, sthorry. Nows to finish yoos!

YingKang: Wait! Can finish in Chinese Chess form? I too injured liao!

Black Mamba: Walausth tats de hole ideas! Yoo git injuresds thens iee keel yoo!

YingKang: Walau, last time my father the manager of the Zen company leh! He always use Chinese Chess settle everything one! Yoo stupid gay lah, every thing also touch one! Pork!

Black Mamba: Buttsth! YingKangz, iee AM yoorhts FATEHRS!

YingKang: (gasp) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~!!! Seriously lah, gay, who are you?

Black Mamba: I AMS YOORH FATERHERTHS!

YingKang: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~!!!!

Black Mamba: Yesssth! Naow yoo knows! Iee sthall finish yoo!

Suhayo: YingKang! 要记得, 他是你的敌人,不是你爸爸!

YingKang: Urrrrgh... Yes! You are not my father! My father is Zen company boss! You are just a snake! Pork!

Black Mamba: Ya las ya las... Happyhs Aepril Foosth Dae!

YingKang: What the hell? Now not April you still Happy April Fools' Day! Pork la kelvin! Still joke about my father!

Black Mamba: Sthorry lahs YingsKang... Butsh Iee rilly wana ghey wif yoos!

YingKang: Bloody gay snake, you have reached my limit! You shall be killed once and for all!

Suhayo: YingKang! 用你的 True Skill! (cover ears)

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Black Mamba: What?

BLACK MAMBA EXPLODED!!!!!

Yingkang: Yes, you die, stupid gay!

Suhayo: Hmmm... 做得好! YingKang, you have found enlightenment!

YingKang: You... worthy opponent... you will be my new advisor! That pork Jonathan, betrayer! Go join enemy!

Suhayo: Wah, 哪里可以 demote 我, 做你的 advisor? 你当我的 advisor 才对!

YingKang: You want the job or not?

Suhayo: DUN WAN LEH!

YingKang: PORK!

(Suahyo died of heart attack.)

YingKang: What the hell...

YING KANG, HAVING USED UP ALL HIS POWER TO DEFEAT DARTH VIPER, COLLAPSED TO THE GROUND, AND LAY MOTIONLESS. THE LEGENDARY GENERAL, HAS FINALLY REACHED THE END OF HIS LINE.

(Advisor Jonathan walks past.)

Advisor Jonathan: Psh! General mode, in the end still die! I got NPCC, I heck care him lah!

AND HIS LEGEND WILL NOT PASS DOWN FOR GENERATIONS, FOR NO ONE EVER GAVE HIS BODY A GLIMPSE, AND TREATED IT AS A MAT.

WAS THIS SACRIFICE TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO BEAR? WHO CARES.

The end?

Suharyo, you asked for it.