SCRIPT #15 (On Trial 2)

In a continuation of the previous story...

YingKang: Ahahahahaha! Now know the power of the PORK!
(Just then Mr. Chong and 2 policemen arrived.)
Mr. Chong: He's the one! Get him!
(The 2 policemen tied YK to a stringed jacket, and took him away.)
YingKang: Eh, what the hell? Oei!
Mr. Chong: You killed 2 of the school's most loyal dogs! Now we all scholars leaders no one follow! You're going to jail!
YingKang: But what I do? Walau eh, pork pork ahahahahaha!
Mr. Chong: And when you come back, I'm giving you 3 detention!
YingKang: What the hell?

YingKang on trial.

Jury: Court!
Judge Jon: Okay, plaintiff, you may start your statement.
Plaintiff PSP: Okay, Your Honor. Mr. Cheong Ying Kang, do you plead guilty for what you have done?
YingKang: Pork pork what the hell ahahahahaha! I never do wrong I plead gitty for what?
Plaintiff PSP: Oh? What if I can say that the repitition of religiously offensive words is considered a crime in the "Ladybird's Children's Short Stories"? It is clearly stated in page 66, Section K, topic 2, story 91, paragraph 60, line 43, sentence 24, word...
YingKang: What the hell? So much? I know I'm not gitty! Why I need plead gitty?
Plaintiff PSP: Uh, it's "guilty". And in case you don't know, we have enough proof to put you behind bars!
YingKang: Shut up lah, you think you very funny isit, cheebuy... You tok tok proof, but where is the evidence?
Plaintiff PSP: I will show them to you through Windows Media Player™. Watch the video closely... And I will show that proof IS the evidence!
(Some time later...)
Plaintiff PSP: see? Someone took a video of you saying "pork" exactly 171 times, killing Mr. Black Mamba and then later pushing Thanasilam MK into the pond!
YingKang: What the hell ah? The video so far away, can't even record my voice! So unclear! How you know I say pork leh?
Plaintiff PSP: Hah, I got that covered. I have hired a lip-reading specialist! He is the only one in the world who can read lips off people who didn't even speak! Your Honor, I invite Mr. Nat Leumas. Now, Mr. Leumas, read the lip of the accused in the video.
Leumas: K. Uh... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork...
Plaintiff PSP: Okay, thanks for reading the lips. Now, as you all heard, Mr. Cheong said pork, 171 times! He must be the cause of Black Mamba's death!
YingKang: What the hell? I never do anything lah! *snort snort* pork pork Ahahahahahaha! Cindy cindy! Ahahahahahaha! PSP PSP ahahahaha!
Judge Jon: Mr. Cheong, calm down! Everything you say in court is recorded to use as evidence against you and you'll be convicted! Now, summon your 1st witness.
YingKang: What the hell? I dun even have lawyer, still tok witness!
Voice: I SHALL BE HIS DEFENDANT!
(It was f**king Mr. Yo!)
Judge Jon: LOL
Jury: LOL
YingKang: What the hell?!
Plaintiff PSP: LOLWUT
Mr. Yo: I would like to see these people... Cheong Ying Kang. Where's your Book 3?
YingKang: What the hell? Just come defend me lah! My spearman, oei!
Mr. Yo: Tell me where is your Book 3 first?
YingKang: What the hell? I now in court you asking me for Book 3!
Mr. Yo: DUN BE AN ASS! You never hand up means never hand up! SEE MY AFTER SCHOOL!
YingKang: What the hell? You come court to chase after book is it? Noob!
Mr. Yo: I may not know your name, but I know your face. You cannot run away!
YingKang: What the hell lah? Just now you call my name now you say you dunno my name WTF
Judge Jon: Order! Order! ORDER! PLEASE, PEOPLE, SILENCE!
YingKang: Walau eh Jonathan! Betrayer! Come down help lah!
Judge Jon: I cannot, I got NPCC!
YingKang: I got NCC MSP also can tok cock! How come you cannot!
Judge Jon: Say got NPCC liao!
YingKang: You like that lah! Betrayer! Betrayer! Never help me! Dun fren you liao!
Judge Jon: DUN FREN DUN FREN LAH!
Jury: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Plaintiff PSP: lol WTF is going on????????
Mr. Yo: HOLD IT!
*silence*
Mr. Yo: I want Book 3 to be in the cupboard by 3 p.m. huh?
Plaintiff PSP: WTF
YingKang: WHAT THE HELL? TOO MANY PEOPLE TALKING! YOU ALL TIAM!
*silence*
YingKang: Pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork!!
(Everyone in the court died.)
YingKang: Zao zao zao! I ownself say! Court!
*Verdict: YK escaped, Mr. Yo dead, Plaintiff PSP dead, Judge Jon failed to attend NPCC*
lol

EPILOGUE

YingKang: Wah siao! Now all the police come catch me! I just run sia!
Suhayo: YingKang...
YingKang: What the hell? You?
Suhayo: 我拜你为师! 你现在就是我的 leader 了!
YingKang: Ahahahahaha! So you want learn the Way of the Pork?
Suhayo: 是的! 请多多指教!
YingKang: Come! Let's go to a corner! And find the path to enlightenment!
Suhayo: 谢, 师父!

Looks like the whole Scholars-Leaders thing worked after all.