SCRIPT #17 (Wrath of The Noob)

Due to Microsoft Word's problems, cannot post all at one go. So one by one, day by day. Here's your script, Script Freako Pervert Noob DotA-player-killer.

(following the previous script...)
Suhayo: Haha! Now to kill every DotA player!
(The next day, in school...)
EijNuj: Haha Suhayo noob! Use ulti all miss! Noob!
Soma: Ya la, where is he ah? We can 酸 him!
GnehsGnoy: Eh you all talking what ah?
Soma: What else? DotA LAH!
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: You say DotA right? You say DotA right? Come! Sit down! I play with you! I use my ulti!
GnehsGnoy: Huh WTF you use ulti all miss still want talk cock what shit lah! Noob at DotA!
Suhayo: You want play with me? I use my ulti you die liao! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(GnehsGnoy head, arms and legs twisted and he died.)
EijNuj: Eh he say you noob nia, you need kill him meh?
Suahyo: You see lah? You play with me, you suffer!
EijNuj: You then suffer ah! You so noob, ulti all miss, use twin-head dragon also use until like fuck like that!
Suhayo: You want to know logic is it? I let you choose lah! Logic, concept, common sense and skill. Choose one, I teach you lah!
EijNuj: DUN WAN LEH! Noob!
Suhayo: 你这种人, 死都不认输! 我也那你没办法了! 你的死期到了! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(EijNuj's head, arms and legs twisted and he died. Soma ran off in fear.)
Suahyo: Muahahahahahaha! Fear me!
(Meanwhile)
Soma: What the FAK Suhayo killed GnehsGnoy and EijNuj!
Keluhn: Ya ya right!
Soma: Really! He spam logic then they 2 die!
Keluhn: Yes anot? All logic! All contracept!
Soma: Not funny lah! Also not contracept! We just talking DotA then Suhayo come...
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: You say DotA right? You say DotA right? Come! Sit down! I play with you! I use noob character ulti own you!
Soma: AH! Zao zao zao! (runs off)
Keluhn: I also never play DotA! You tell me for what? I play Gunz nia!
Suhayo: Ah, Gunz level what?
Keluhn: Higher than you leh! You never play lah, noob!
(Suahyo gave Keluhn a Fury Swipes attack.)
Suhayo: 为什么 waste 我的 time? Huh?
Keluhn: I also never hit you! You hit me for what? Violence!
Suahyo: It's all logic, all concept! You just have to apply the concept, yes anot?
Keluhn: It's NOT leh!
Suahyo: 你就是死性不改, 完蛋了! 我只好用我的 second ulti! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars. Because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars. Yes anot?
(By this time, Keluhn has become blind, deaf and mute.)
Suhayo: 我可以一刀杀了你, 但是看你这种 low-class 的情况, 就理你去死吧! (disappears)
(Now, all the newspaper headlines all talk about a serial kiler roaming around, breaking people's bones using the Thaliban style. Also, Keluhn's face is in the obituary section.)
[In school]
(Everyone knows what will Suhayo do to them if they say/play DotA, so they tiam.)
{Okay, not evreryone knew that.}
YonZeng: Eh Soma! Today can anot?
Soma: Do what?
YonZeng: DotA lah!
Soma: OH SHIT DON'T SAY...!
(Suhayo appears, and Soma runs off. Again.)
Suhayo: You say DotA right? You say DotA right? Come and sit down! I own you using my ulti!
YonZeng: Sit then sit lah! (sits on the floor) Then, now what?
Suhayo: Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(YonZeng's head, arms and legs twisted and he died.)
[Even non-DotA players were hit due to coincidental scenarios...]
Random boy: Auntie auntie! 给我两条 otah!
Auntie: 什么 dota?
DEAD
Random boy: Teacher teacher! Can repeat the formula again? I dun understand!
Teacher: Of course can! First, you take x + y = 0, then use the formula, x + y = a + 9.6x, where a is a decimal, so use it as Dot-A Theorem. Remember, it is given by ".a", okay ah? I write on the board ah, copy it down on your notes!
Random boy: Teacher teacher! If quickly say then become "dota" liao!
DEAD
Random boy: Mother mother! Today cook what for dinner?
Mother: 今天我做了你最喜欢喝的红豆汤!
DEAD (sounds like DotA anyway)
China boy: 小明 小明! 我问你, 如果我说 drrop iit, 你会怎么翻译过来啊?
小明: Uh... 掉它?
China boy: 哈, 中计... ...
DEAD
[The police was impressed with Suhayo's clean work in killing and decided to hire him as the death sentence]
Policeman: Okay, Mr. Yeo, you want to get out of jail, we will tell you what to do.
Mr. Yeo: Don't be an Ass! You want to tell me something, say it! Let's not waste time, shall we?
Policeman: To get out of that stringed jacket, we require you to say these words, as shown on the screen. Read it slowly or quickly, I don't care. I'm transmitting the signal over now.
(The word "Dota" appeared on the screen.)
Mr. Yeo: So this is the only word?
Policeman: Unfortunately, no. Read it so I can see how your limbs get twisted in that stringed jacket.
Mr. Yeo: But first! I would like to see these people...
Policeman: Quick! Don't waste time!
Mr. Yeo: Don't be an Ass! I would not want to embarrass you, Inspector Jon.
Policeman: You want to be free and continue teaching maths, right? Say it then!
Mr. Yeo: HOLD IT! My Book 3, all not handed up yet! I need them to be in the locker by 3.30pm ah?
Policeman: Wah WTF... Say it then all the Book 2, book 3, whatever shit book all in the locker lah!
Mr. Yeo: I've been teaching for 40 years, I know the mistakes you students make.
Policeman: Please, Mr. Yeo, I beg of you. Say THE WORD.
Mr. Yeo: Fine! But after that, see me after school! I may not know your name, but I know your face. You cannot run away from me. Urmmm... the word is "dota"! So I am ready to teach?
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: You say DotA right? You say DotA right? Come! Sit down! I play with you! I use my ulti!
Mr. Yeo: Do not be distracted, and continue with the lesson.
Policeman: Quick, Mr. Yeo! Say the next word on the screen!
Mr. Yeo: Don't be an...
Policeman: SAY IT! DON'T WASTE TIME! YOU'RE IN DANGER! SAY THE WORD!
Mr. Yeo: Fine, but see me after...
Policeman: TIAM! SAY THE WORD!
Mr. Yeo: I've been teaching for 40...
Policeman: SAY IT YOU BITCH! BEFORE SUHAYO EXECUTES HIS MOVE!
Mr. Yeo: I may not know your...
POLICEMAN: FUCK YOU MR. YEO! AND YOUR INABILITY TO FOLLOW ORDERS!
Mr. Yeo: Fine! I'll say it! The word is so simple! It is "noob"! So, happy?
[Suhayo has been interrupted from his charging by the word "noob"]
Suhayo: You say DotA, now you also say me noob! I pro one, why should I let some low-class bastard call me noob! I combine powers! You die! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars! YES ANOT?!

(Mr. Yeo became blind, deaf, mute and paralysed, his head, arms and legs twisted, his eyeballs start protruding out of their sockets, his nails started prying off by itself, his dick was crushed by an unknown force, his respiratory system screwed up and all the air in his lungs started coming out, his chest was ripped and his heart comes out, his tongue was seemingly burned, his stomach exploded, his ears started to swell and finally he died.)

Policeman: Holycrap! That was cool! Thanks, Suhayo! Today's payment is in the Personnel Room! You ownself go take!
Suhayo: 这种东西只有 PRO 可以做的! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!
Policeman:Tomorrow I go get another prisoner!
Suhayo: Okay, 再见! (disppears)
(The policeman received a call.)
Policeman: Hello? Ah Seng ah? 没有啦, 没玩了啦... ... 哈, 真的啊? 你用 centaur 打败他? 哈哈, noob sia!
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: 你在说什么 game ah?
Policeman: What else, DotA lah! ...OH SHIT!

THE END
LOL! Mr. Yeo