SCRIPT #18 (SHRYTNCMKTM)

Weird title, but the DotA-player-killer knows it, or anything.
SuHaRi-Yeo ThaNa-Chew MK Thalib Mil

following the previous episode...
Suhayo has just finished off the policeman

Suhayo: So, now you have learnt the Molecular Mass of Mars. Yes anot? Muahahahahaha!
(Suhayo goes to Mr. Yeo's disemebered body.)
Suhayo: Aha, thanks to YingKang, I have the power to suck his life energy! (sucks life energy) Yes! I feel very good! Now to find the person who did not hand in his Book 3!
(Meanwhile)
SYS: Ah! Now I own you! w00t! Centaur kill your zombie! Aha!
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: What you all talking about? Dota right? Then you die!
SYS: What Dota? No one play liao lah! Noob! We talking about Magic lah!
Suhayo: Don't be an Ass! Dota so many people play, you say no one play?
SYS: You see lah! E34 and E33 all playing Magic/ Yu-Gi-Oh/ Duel Masters, no one play Dota!
Suhayo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
SYS: Ya, then you very blunt lah! Tiam!
Suhayo: Only I can say people tiam. Don't be an Ass!
SYS: You then ass lah, bitch! Go play your Dota lah! Can't even own!
Suhayo: Eh, I got leh! I 1v1 you, you still lose! Aha!
SYS: That one is you saboh me one lor! You tell me go take the other way, then the golem kill me! Noob!
Suhayo: You say me noob right? You say me noob right? Okay, you die! I will teach you the Molecular Mass of Mars!!!
SYS: What Mars what mass? Dunno dun talk la noob!
Suhayo: 你这个低级的人, 竟敢骂我 noob! 不得不让你死! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars!
(SYS became blind, deaf and mute.)
Suhayo: 我留你去死算了!
(SYS walked around and tried to shout but failed.)
Suhayo: Ha! 我是可怜你才这么做得! 别怪我! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic~!
(SYS' head, arms and legs twisted and he died.)
Suhayo: Ahahahahaha! Now to suck his life force! I can get his pro-DotA skills!
(Mr. Chiw came along and saw what happened.)
Mr. Chiw: Suhayo, what did you just do?
Suhayo: I used my logic and applied the concept.
Mr. Chiw: No, I mean why did you kill SYS? I saw you!
Suhayo: Because I use my power what. It's all logic, all concept! Yes anot?
Mr. Chiw: Your grammar skills are very good.
Suhayo: Eh, Mr. Chiw, I detect a hint of sarcasm in your words!
Mr. Chiw: Don't make me become sarcastic and say you can make it to O-levels.
Suhayo: Mr. Chiw! What you doing? Trying to be sarcastic is it?
Mr. Chiw: If you want I can also be ironic. I can get arrested for shoplifting and then tell you "Don't shoplift" the next day. Is that applicable to you?
Suhayo: Then I become an Ass then say "don't be an Ass" can anot?
Mr. Chiw: What are you trying to imply?
Suhayo: That you are an Ass!
Mr. Chiw: WHAT is your PROBLEM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Suhayo: Walau Mr. Chiw, why shout at me? I more pro leh!
Mr. Chiw: This is the LAST time I'm telling you! WIPE that SMILE off your FACE!!!!!
Suhayo: Dun wan leh! Where's your logic, where's your concept?
Mr. Chiw: Stop trying to imitate those whom you can't!
Suhayo: Is that sarcasm? I'm tired of your sarcasm! Your sarcasm level 248 liao, I hack your account lor! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(Mr. Chiw's head, arms and legs twisted and he died.)
Suhayo: Now to suck his life force! And get his sarcasm!
(Mr. Ng and Thanasilam MK came along and saw what happened.)
Mr. Ng: Wut ar yoo daying?
Thanasilam MK: Yoo keel a man! I can KANE yoo, yoo kno!
Suhayo: DUN WAN LEH!!!!!!
Mr. Ng: Ar yoo traying too be a bard student? I giv yoo dedenshen!
Suhayo: Don't be an Ass! If you can't speak English, don't say English! Noob!
Mr. Ng: Is it bekos of H1N1 tat yoo are actting strengely? You go si the locker!
Suhayo: WHAT is your PROBLEM? Don't speak noob English lah! You will drag me down!
Thanasilam MK: Oei! Dun tok too a ticher like tat! Iee keel yoo!
Suhayo: 找死是吗? Want me kill you?
Mr. Ng: Eh, go too de toylett and wass yur hands in soup and warker!
Suhayo: Dun wan leh~!
Thanasilam MK: Tat is IT! Yoo are comin wit me, young boii! (grabs Suhayo's hands)
Suhayo: BLOODY BANGLADOG! DONT TOUCH ME! this is the LAST time I'm warning you! Don't force me!
Thanasilam MK: Yoo den dun forse mii! Imma goin' too KANE yoo!
Suhayo: No one can cane me! I so pro, who dare cane me who die! Don't make me use my ulti!
Mr. Ng: Lissen too his words! Go wit heem!
Suhayo: Tiam la you! Why you command me? I have no choice, use my ulti! DONT BE AN ASS~!
(Mr. Ng and Thanasilam MK started to grow so fat until they exploded.)
Suhayo: Ahahahaha! I suck their life force!
(Mr. Thaliban came along and saw what happened.)
Thaliban: What is it that you are doing?
Suhayo: NO BUTS! Don't make me use my Level 248 Sarcasm ulti! You want is it? Okay, YOU ARE SO THIN AND FIT YOU DON'T BREAK YOUR BONES!
(Thaliban died the opposite way. He suddenly became even more fat and his nose started leaking oil. His bones shattered within his body and he died of mass skeletal fracture.)
Suhayo: Ahahahaha! More life force!
(Mrs Mil came along and saw what happened.)
Mrs Mil: What is that? What are you doing? Stop talking! I don't give notes isit! I don't care!
Suhayo: Eh what the hell you damn noisy leh!
Mrs Mil: Where is your logic? Why never apply concept? Use your common sense! What is your skill? Huh? The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars. Yes anot? You are in Sec 3 already! Still talk so much! I ask the girls to give you their skirts so guys can talk more. Yes anot? Why never... ...
Suhayo: Eh, you damn f**king noisy leh! You want fight my logic is it? Don't be an Ass! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars! You are so BIG and NOT NOISY! (sarcasm) I will KANE yoo! Go see the locker and wash your hand in soup and warker! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!!
(Mrs Mil became blind, deaf and mute, her head, arms and legs twisted, got a heart attack, suddenly contracted brain cancer, became a vegetable, died in an opposite way of becoming so small till she was a molecule and her mouth talked so much till she suffered from rapid oral reflex action illness. Finally, Suhayo stepped on her and she died.)
[ALL ULTI USE LOL]
Suhayo: Finally, I can suck the life force of Mrs Mil, who created me! I will have double the power! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Just then Soma came along.)
Soma: Walau Suhayo, Cheng Joon is being a bitch in E33!
Suhayo: Aiya, 这种小事情, NO KICK! 来吧, 让我!
Soma: Eh, I help you become hero leh! Never tahnk me!
Suhayo: 我还没去打, 就变成 hero 了吗? I so pro, don't need thank you one lah!
Soma: You like that lah, f**ker!
(YingKang finally appears.)
YingKang: Fag you lah Soma, so long never say f**ker! I hide at Cindy's house so long you know or not? By the way, you call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? You die! Let's play Chinese Chess! I will kill you man! 飞将, 车马将, 双炮将, 双马将, 双车将, 双兵将, 车兵将, 酸柑汁, all come lah!
Soma: Okay lah! Let's fight. 你懂这个叫什么吗? 我在威胁我的命在跟你玩!
YingKang: Okay, I show my true skill!
(Soma and YingKang played while Suhayo stood beside as Advisor again.)
[Soma was just one step from winning...]
YingKang: Oh no, I forgot I got MSP\NCC cannot play already! Come, Suhayo let's go fight Cheng Joon!
Soma: Eh! Eh! What the fak! Eh! 我走多一次就赢了! Oei! Kanina! 跑掉! 怕输的, oei! Loser!
YingKang: I really have MSP lah! You ask MeeSiam lah! Pork! Let's go Suhayo!
Soma: LOSER NOOB! F**KER CHEEBII!
YingKang: Suhayo let's use all our ulti at him!
Suhayo: AH! 我是 pro 的, 我有 >7 的 ulti! 不用怕! Test 在 Soma 上面先!
YingKang: Okay let's do it man! Pork pork PSP ahahaha!
(YingKang and Suhayo teleport to beside Soma.)
Soma: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued
The final chapter of Suhayo saga LOL