SCRIPT #19 (The Most Epic Battle EVAR)
Concluding the final episode of the Suhari-Yeo Thana-Chew MK Thalib Mil story.
***IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEO BEFORE CONTINUING***
(Season 2 of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers was better)
Following the previous episode...
(Suhayo and YingKang just finished off Soma.)
Suhayo: 这个就是没有用 logic and concept 的结果! Haha noob!
YingKang: Ya lor ya lor PSP pork pork! Hot hot ahahahaha!
Suhayo: 刚才我们这些 pro 的要去哪里啊? Oh ya, Cheng Joon!
YingKang: Come on Suhayo let's go fight him!
(Suhayo and YingKang went to E33 and saw Cheng Joon and Bernard fighting)
Cheng Joon: Walueouau! Jhipai lah!
Bernard: You don't go anywhere shouting your "Jhipai jhipai" anywhere hor! You think you very pro isit? Your intellectual level is currently not as high-level as me!
Cheng Joon: Yah lahs yar larhs! Tok seou much ruppish!
[If you can get a translator for Cheng Joon, it would be great]
Suhayo: Who is the one fighting? OWN UP!
Bernard: Aiya you tiam lah you! I can't believe I am actually arguing with a bunch of low-intellect beings! You're simply demoralising my IQ growth rate!
Suhayo: Why you say me tiam? Only I can say people tiam, so you tiam!
Bernard: Anyone can say tiam lah, you think you very pro is it? "Tiam" is a word in Chinese Dialect. People not of Chinese race also know what that means. See, I look like Malay, I still know what is "tiam", right?
Suhayo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
Bernard: Ya, so you very blunt lah? Haha stupid noob...
Suhayo: You say me noob right? You say me noob right? 你不可救药了! 你的死亡能把世界变成一个更完善的地方! You die! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars!
(Bernard became blind, deaf and mute.)
YingKang: Waaa... Suhayo! Mai siao siao! (Hokkien)
Suhayo: Of course! 有我这种 pro 的, 怕什么?
Cheng Joon: Waleuouau! Yoo arl veri kaopi leh!
Suhayo: I just save you from an argument you still scold me!
Cheng Joon: Nex tyme noo wun arguie wif mi liao lor! Booshit! F**ker!
YingKang: You call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? Come, sit down! Play Chinese Chess! I will own you like siao! 车马将, 双炮将, I all use! I show you my true skill!
Cheng Joon: Wut der hill? Ii oso nivir plae wun! Dun be pok laah, neegir!
YingKang: You call me f**ker, call me pork, I nevermind. You still call me nigger! You really want die? Then I will make you happy! You will die! Pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork!
(Cheng Joon didn't die of a heart attack.)
YingKang: What the hell? How come? PSP PSP pork pork hot!
Suhayo: Aiya, he pork what, how can affect him! Where's your logic, where's your concept? Why never apply concept?
YingKang: Shardup la Suhayo, go kill him lah!
Suhayo: 现在我们是同党, 我不跟你算帐! 等一下你就完蛋! (turn to Cheng Joon) Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(Cheng Joon's arms didn't twist and break, and he didn't die.)
Suhayo: Eh? 他 resist 我的 pro ulti! 难道他比我 pro?
YingKang: Cheng Joon is a loser retard lah! He where got logic? You use logic, he also won't die! Use your logic lah!
Suhayo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
YingKang: Ya, then you very blunt!
Suhayo: 没关系, 我还有更多 ulti! 看召! (breath in) Mr. Yeo's ulti... DON'T BE AN ASS!
(Cheng Joon didn't grow until he exploded.)
Suhayo: Eh? Mr. Chew Level 249 Sarcasm ulti... YOU ARE SO THIN AND SO SMART!
(Cheng Joon didn't die of excessive fat/fuel combustion and brain tumour.)
Suahyo: What the heck? Mr. Ng ulti... GO SEE THE LOCKER AND WASH YOUR HANDS IN SOUP AND WARKER!
(Cheng Joon didn't went to the locker to kill himself, nor did he put his hands into boiling soup and acid to corrode his hands.)
Suhayo: Still got Thanasilam's ulti! I WILL KANE YOO! SUCK IT!
(Cheng Joon didn't take off his pants to get whipped in the ass and die of intense anal pain.)
Suhayo: Oh shit! Oh shit! 只剩下一个 ulti! 只好用了! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars! YES ANOT?
(Cheng Joon didn't become blind, deaf and mute.)
Cheng Joon: It's a compound!
Suhayo: What compound what shit!
YingKang: He is more powerful than me! I dun want to fight him! I scared lose! He is so retarded that he did not understand whatever you said, so all your ulti failed! Cindy hot!
Suhayo: 不用紧, YingKang! Let's combine our ulti! Wait until I evolve first!
***WATCH THE VISUALISATION OF SUHAYO'S EVOLUTION***
(Just a visualisation, it doesn't mean he's a Vibrava, lol)
Suhari-Yeo: I am Suhari-Yeo Thana-Chew MK Thalib Mil! I want to learn Logic Attack. But I cannot learn more than 4 moves. Should I delete a move to learn Logic Attack?
YingKang: Yes! Delete Concept Beam! Not good one!
Suhari-Yeo: 1, 2... and POOF! I forgot Concept Beam, and learnt Logic Attack! Now, YingKang! We must combine ulti!
***WATCH THE DIRECTOR'S IMPRESSION OF ULTI-SUMMONING***
(It is advised that you watch throught the whole thing. See how the director used his concept and thought of these scenes!)
Cheng Joon: Wut der hill? I dont evin knoe wut you doing lah! Tok kok!
(Suhari-Yeo and YingKang were in the Porkzord)
Suhari-Yeo: You don't need to know what we doing. I've been teaching for 40 years, I know the mistakes you students make. Now, die!
***WATCH THE RESULT OF THE COMBINATION OF ULTI***
Cheng Joon: Whut der faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............
BOOM!
(Cheng Joon got obiterated.)
Suhayo: Yes! 终于 gao dim! In the end, we are still the pro!
YingKang: Pork pork ahahahaha! PSP PSP Cindy Cindy hot! Ahahahahaha!
CONCLUSION: With Cheng Joon gone, peace was restored to the planet. It was then Suhayo found out that acting pro is nothing, but he must act pro with someone else to make himself look more superior, especially teaming up with YingKang, who acts like a mad man. It was then that Suhayo went around looking like a Flygon and in a Megazord with a Turbine Laser.
Moral:
-Don't be an Ass
-Own up
-Hand in your Book 3 by 3:30 p.m.
-Suha-Yeo was retained in school for 40 years
-Foo Chuan Qing has long transferred out of the school
-YingKang is mad.
Suhayo says, "I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out..."
Ya, then you very blunt la
TEH END
***IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEO BEFORE CONTINUING***
(Season 2 of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers was better)
Following the previous episode...
(Suhayo and YingKang just finished off Soma.)
Suhayo: 这个就是没有用 logic and concept 的结果! Haha noob!
YingKang: Ya lor ya lor PSP pork pork! Hot hot ahahahaha!
Suhayo: 刚才我们这些 pro 的要去哪里啊? Oh ya, Cheng Joon!
YingKang: Come on Suhayo let's go fight him!
(Suhayo and YingKang went to E33 and saw Cheng Joon and Bernard fighting)
Cheng Joon: Walueouau! Jhipai lah!
Bernard: You don't go anywhere shouting your "Jhipai jhipai" anywhere hor! You think you very pro isit? Your intellectual level is currently not as high-level as me!
Cheng Joon: Yah lahs yar larhs! Tok seou much ruppish!
[If you can get a translator for Cheng Joon, it would be great]
Suhayo: Who is the one fighting? OWN UP!
Bernard: Aiya you tiam lah you! I can't believe I am actually arguing with a bunch of low-intellect beings! You're simply demoralising my IQ growth rate!
Suhayo: Why you say me tiam? Only I can say people tiam, so you tiam!
Bernard: Anyone can say tiam lah, you think you very pro is it? "Tiam" is a word in Chinese Dialect. People not of Chinese race also know what that means. See, I look like Malay, I still know what is "tiam", right?
Suhayo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
Bernard: Ya, so you very blunt lah? Haha stupid noob...
Suhayo: You say me noob right? You say me noob right? 你不可救药了! 你的死亡能把世界变成一个更完善的地方! You die! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars!
(Bernard became blind, deaf and mute.)
YingKang: Waaa... Suhayo! Mai siao siao! (Hokkien)
Suhayo: Of course! 有我这种 pro 的, 怕什么?
Cheng Joon: Waleuouau! Yoo arl veri kaopi leh!
Suhayo: I just save you from an argument you still scold me!
Cheng Joon: Nex tyme noo wun arguie wif mi liao lor! Booshit! F**ker!
YingKang: You call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? Come, sit down! Play Chinese Chess! I will own you like siao! 车马将, 双炮将, I all use! I show you my true skill!
Cheng Joon: Wut der hill? Ii oso nivir plae wun! Dun be pok laah, neegir!
YingKang: You call me f**ker, call me pork, I nevermind. You still call me nigger! You really want die? Then I will make you happy! You will die! Pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork!
(Cheng Joon didn't die of a heart attack.)
YingKang: What the hell? How come? PSP PSP pork pork hot!
Suhayo: Aiya, he pork what, how can affect him! Where's your logic, where's your concept? Why never apply concept?
YingKang: Shardup la Suhayo, go kill him lah!
Suhayo: 现在我们是同党, 我不跟你算帐! 等一下你就完蛋! (turn to Cheng Joon) Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(Cheng Joon's arms didn't twist and break, and he didn't die.)
Suhayo: Eh? 他 resist 我的 pro ulti! 难道他比我 pro?
YingKang: Cheng Joon is a loser retard lah! He where got logic? You use logic, he also won't die! Use your logic lah!
Suhayo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
YingKang: Ya, then you very blunt!
Suhayo: 没关系, 我还有更多 ulti! 看召! (breath in) Mr. Yeo's ulti... DON'T BE AN ASS!
(Cheng Joon didn't grow until he exploded.)
Suhayo: Eh? Mr. Chew Level 249 Sarcasm ulti... YOU ARE SO THIN AND SO SMART!
(Cheng Joon didn't die of excessive fat/fuel combustion and brain tumour.)
Suahyo: What the heck? Mr. Ng ulti... GO SEE THE LOCKER AND WASH YOUR HANDS IN SOUP AND WARKER!
(Cheng Joon didn't went to the locker to kill himself, nor did he put his hands into boiling soup and acid to corrode his hands.)
Suhayo: Still got Thanasilam's ulti! I WILL KANE YOO! SUCK IT!
(Cheng Joon didn't take off his pants to get whipped in the ass and die of intense anal pain.)
Suhayo: Oh shit! Oh shit! 只剩下一个 ulti! 只好用了! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars! YES ANOT?
(Cheng Joon didn't become blind, deaf and mute.)
Cheng Joon: It's a compound!
Suhayo: What compound what shit!
YingKang: He is more powerful than me! I dun want to fight him! I scared lose! He is so retarded that he did not understand whatever you said, so all your ulti failed! Cindy hot!
Suhayo: 不用紧, YingKang! Let's combine our ulti! Wait until I evolve first!
***WATCH THE VISUALISATION OF SUHAYO'S EVOLUTION***
(Just a visualisation, it doesn't mean he's a Vibrava, lol)
Suhari-Yeo: I am Suhari-Yeo Thana-Chew MK Thalib Mil! I want to learn Logic Attack. But I cannot learn more than 4 moves. Should I delete a move to learn Logic Attack?
YingKang: Yes! Delete Concept Beam! Not good one!
Suhari-Yeo: 1, 2... and POOF! I forgot Concept Beam, and learnt Logic Attack! Now, YingKang! We must combine ulti!
***WATCH THE DIRECTOR'S IMPRESSION OF ULTI-SUMMONING***
(It is advised that you watch throught the whole thing. See how the director used his concept and thought of these scenes!)
Cheng Joon: Wut der hill? I dont evin knoe wut you doing lah! Tok kok!
(Suhari-Yeo and YingKang were in the Porkzord)
Suhari-Yeo: You don't need to know what we doing. I've been teaching for 40 years, I know the mistakes you students make. Now, die!
***WATCH THE RESULT OF THE COMBINATION OF ULTI***
Cheng Joon: Whut der faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............
BOOM!
(Cheng Joon got obiterated.)
Suhayo: Yes! 终于 gao dim! In the end, we are still the pro!
YingKang: Pork pork ahahahaha! PSP PSP Cindy Cindy hot! Ahahahahaha!
CONCLUSION: With Cheng Joon gone, peace was restored to the planet. It was then Suhayo found out that acting pro is nothing, but he must act pro with someone else to make himself look more superior, especially teaming up with YingKang, who acts like a mad man. It was then that Suhayo went around looking like a Flygon and in a Megazord with a Turbine Laser.
Moral:
-Don't be an Ass
-Own up
-Hand in your Book 3 by 3:30 p.m.
-Suha-Yeo was retained in school for 40 years
-Foo Chuan Qing has long transferred out of the school
-YingKang is mad.
Suhayo says, "I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out..."
Ya, then you very blunt la
TEH END
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