SCRIPT #20 (Argument of the Week)

Holiday nothing think about so I thought of a random story. Contributed by Suharyo.

(Mr. Chiw and Mrs. Mil were new facilitators for the Sec 3 Leadership Camp. [LadderSHIT Cramp]
Babi Bobby: Okay you can start straightaway! Mr. Chiw, you take Group 2A, and Mrs. Mil, you take 2B. Okay? Cool? Okay go.
Mr. Chiw: Okay, mark attendance! Keluhn Ho...
Keluhn: Here!
Mr. Chiw: Did I tell you to talk? Huh, Kelvin Ho?
Keluhn: Teacher, you say mark attendance, you call my name, I say here la!
Mr. Chiw: During assembly, I mark attendance, you got talk? Dun have right? So, keep your mouth shut. Don't make me become sarcastic and say you will pass NAPFA with flying colours.
Keluhn: (angry) Oei Mr. Chiw! This kind of mark attendance is different la, you know or not!
Mr. Chiw: KELVIN HO! Don't think you are taller than me, bigger than me, means I am scared of you! Who is the teacher here?
Keluhn: Got teacher here meh? Orh... you teacher hor.
Mr. Chiw: Wah, finally found out there's a teacher here is it?
Mrs. Mil: STOP TALKING! Use your logic lah, gentlemen! You talk so much, just like girls! I will ask the girls to lend you their skirts so you can talk more.
Keluhn: What kind of camp is this? Noobshit camp! Kanina this camp lah!
Mr. Chiw: WHAT is your PROBLEM? You think you are very large isit?
Mrs. Mil: Where is your logic, where's your concept? You never apply concept, how can use logic?
Keluhn: WHAT THE FUCK LAH KANINA!! Bloody logic!
Mr. Chiw: Yes, what the fuck! WTF! Way Too Fat!
Keluhn: Damn you lah, I go eat the fucking lunch liao, jibai!
Mr. Chiw: Kelvin Ho, stop right there!
Mrs. Mil: STOP WALKING! Come here, I teach you logic and concept!
Keluhn: DUN WAN LEH!
(Mr. Chiw and Mrs. Mil and the rest of the Group 2 followed Keluhn who refused to stop)
[After they sat down]
Keluhn: Where is the kanina food? Noobshit!
Mr. Chiw: Kelvin Ho, you think you are very small right? Eat so much!
Mrs. Mil: How can you not know the Molecular Mass of Mars without logic?
Other Group 2: What is going on?!
Babi Bobby: Hey hey hey, what happened? Relax lah, people! This is a fun camp!
Mr. Chiw: Ah, very good you're here, Bobby. This small little boy is being a nuisance!
Keluhn: Small little boy? Go die lah, I am 4 times bigger than you leh, still what little boy!
Mr. Chiw: Ya lah!! You know already still eat like so much, fatass! WHAT is your PROBLEM?
Keluhn: Cannot ah? What is your PROBLEM?
Mr. Chiw: You lah, you lah! Take my quote! You are VERY SMART!
Mrs. Mil: STOP TALKING! Stop being such an idiot, use your logic!
Babi Bobby: EH YOU ALL FUCKING TIAM! This day camp emphasizes on teamwork. If you cannot even TALK PROPERLY, THEN THERE'S NO HOPE FOR YOU! Group 2, noisiest group right? YOU WILL EAT LAST! YOU WILL SERVE AND SEE PEOPLE EAT!
Keluhn: Eh what the shit? I damn hungry leh! Bloody pork!
Babi Bobby: You still dare say pork ah? Group 2 DUN NEED EAT! You sit there and see me eat in front of your face!
Group 2: Eh walau what the hell Kelvin! walau crap no lah damn
Babi Bobby: Mr. Danny Chiw, Mrs. Htebazile Mil and KELVIN HO! Go stand on the table!
(Mr. Chiw, Mrs. Mil, and Keluhn stood on the table)
Babi Bobby: Tuck in your bloody shirt! You want play games with me right? Nehmind, I can play with you! Everyone, see how stupid these people are! They play with me, I make sure they suffer!
Keluhn: Walau kanina lah!
Babi Bobby: You want to go down and eat right? Fine, okay. But you must give me your group cheer. Come on, anybody!
[Group 2 realises that they still don't have a cheer yet]
Babi Bobby: What, no cheer? Danny Chiw, you come up with a cheer!
Mr. Chiw: WHAT is your PROBLEM? Do you think I am good with making cheers? Okay laa, I am VERY GOOD at making cheers and I am NOT trying to be sarcastic!
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Mr. Chiw: Yes! I have OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!! skillpoints!
Babi Bobby: I have enough of your sarcastic shit. Mrs. Mil, you do it.
Mrs. Mil: Aiyo, Bobby, use your logic, use your concept! I how old, can I do a cheer? Come on! If you use your logic and say that I'm very old, then your conceptual knowledge will tell you that I can only do Chemistry!
Babi Bobby: Okay, you dun want right? Kelvin Ho, you do.
Keluhn: Okay lah, you want a cheer, I give you tongue twister cheer!

Babi Bobby went to the barber to get some babi ribs and bobby thought that babi ribs were Barbie dolls so he said he didnt want bloody Barbie dolls and wanted babi ribs but the barber said babi is pork and not barbie and he should buy some bloody ones as they are fresh but Babi Bobby still wanted the 'real' babi ribs and still thought that babi was barbie and so left the place and the barber said he wasnt a butcher and punched babi bobby in the balls and thus ended the issue of babi and barbie by killing babi bobby! [Say as fast as you can, more fun]

Babi Bobby: What the hell? You dare to insult me! F**ker!
(Then Ying Kang appeared on the table)
YingKang: You call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? Come, sit down, let's play Chinese Chess! Wah, very nice, got table, so let's play here, come!
Babi Bobby: Eh what the hell lah? Who are you?
YingKang: I am the King of Kings of Chinese Chess! Don't try to beat me!
Babi Bobby: What is this piece of paper?
YingKang: That is the battleground lah, pork! You can don't play Chinese Chess, but you cannot disrespect it!
Babi Bobby: I fucking Malay, dun nid to respect CHYNA piece of shit! Pooi! (Spit on paper)
YingKang: How dare you disrespect the ancient battleground! I will use the forces of all my chess pieces! And own you! Pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork!
(Everyone at the canteen died, except Babi Bobby)
Babi Bobby: Hahahahahaha! I am babi, you cannot kill me!
YingKang: Orh, okay. You want babi ribs?
Babi Bobby: DUN WAN LEH! Babi ribs are like Barbie dolls! So suck!
YingKang: PSP lah you! I am the barber lah!
(YingKang the barber who is proclaiming to be not the butcher punched bloody Babi Bobby in his battered balls and ended the issue of the bloody babi and Barbie by killing the bloody Babi Bobby) [Say as fast as you can]

THE END?
well, that was weird. But please respect CHYNA ancient paper battleground and tongue twisters
Or else get punched in the balls.
If you r girl, then sorry get punch in the face.