SCRIPT #22 (Mr Chong investigates)

Continuing from the previous story...

(Mr Chong went to the class to investigate. What he saw was the bodies of Mr Ley and Game.)
Mr Chong: This is a police matter. The police will look into the case. But I'm the police officer of the school! I will look into the matter.
(A moment later, the Serangoon Police Force came as they heard the explosion)
Policeman: What is going on here? Looks like the attack of a terrorist!
Mr Chong: Eh you all come for what? I am the police officer of the school! I will handle it. You can all go back to your neighbourhood post.
Policeman: Eh, but where is your police uniform? You're wearing a plain white shirt! You look just like a biology teacher!
Mr Chong: Shut your mouth! During school time, I am Mr Chong, the biology teacher! During terrorist attacks, I am Mr Chong, the police officer! You go back to your police post!
Policeman: Uh, Mr Chong. We collaborate with you, because you can handle the crimes IN SCHOOL. Not about this kind. This kind of attack is terrorists! It is about the country! You have no right to interfere with the Singapore Police Force!
Mr Chong: Shut up! Huh, talk back to your DM in a threatening tone! 3 detention for you! Go to the foyer, and let Mdm Lau take your name!
Policeman: What talking you? What 3 detention? I'm here to investigate!
Mr Chong: Investigate? I investigate lah! You all noob lah! Lack of initiative to go away, I give you 2 more detention!
Policeman: What the hell you talking? This is serious! Stop wasting our time!
Mr Chong: You are wasting your own time! I give you chance, you are still talking away! Teacher tell you keep quiet, you still talking! 3 more detention!
Policeman: ZzZz you are crazy!
Mr Chong: Say teacher crazy is it? 2 more detention! Now you have 10 detention! You are SCREWED!
(The Policeman twisted his head and died)
Mr Chong: Now I can continue to investigate! (Looking at the floor) Hmmm... The floor is very oily. It looks like the work of a fat man! Hmmm... The Americans may have dropped another Fat Man! And they drop on us! They want a war is it? We are also not the Japanese!
(Meanwhile)
Nattapork: Wah, siao! Finally reach home! I am safe! ... Walau but my Try It 1 haven't finish yet! The textbook got destroyed by my Body Slam! Walau! Lame! I keep losing all my books! Need to buy one again!
(Then Nattapork's housemaster came along)
Housemaster: Nattapork! You haven't pay me this month's rent! Give now! Quick! Don't waste my time!
Nattapork: Wait lah! I just do Body Slam! Can wait for me to recharge or not?
Housemaster: DUN WAN LEH! Quick, $300 rent! Give now! Quick! Or else I kick you out!
Nattapork: I never bring wallet la, lame! You ask me for money, I don't have!
Housemaster: Don't have is it! Then you get out of my house! NOW!
Nattapork: What the hell! I just come back want to rest! You keep demanding for money! Lame moneyface! Die la! Body Slam!
(Meanwhile, back in school)
Mr Chong: Where should I start my investigation?
(Then Mr Chong heard an explosion from far away)
Mr Chong: Eh, it's the same explosion! The terrorist strike again! When I find him, I will definitely give him 5 detention straightaway!
(Mr Chong take taxi)
Mr Chong: Take me to Escape Theme Park now!
Taxi driver: Escape Theme Park? For what?
Mr Chong: For what? For fun lah! I go play then I go catch the terrorist!
Taxi driver: Eh sir, everyone hear the explosion go Changi Airport run away liao! You still want play!
Mr Chong: During school time, I am Mr Chong, the biology teacher! During terrorist attacks, I am Mr Chong, the police officer! When I am in a good mood, I am Mr Chong, the funny man! You want money or not? You want money, you drive me to Escape now!
Taxi driver: Crazy lah you! Who want your money!
(The taxi driver kicks Mr Chong out of the car and drives away)
Mr Chong: What the hell! I give you 2 detention for kicking teacher! F**ker!
(Ying Kang appears)
YingKang: You call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? Come, sit down, plaay Chinese Chess! I own you! Come! Scared lose is it? Chinese Chess noob! You know I will 将 you straightaway right!
Mr Chong: Shut up! Or I will give you 2 detention! Force teacher to play Chinese Chess with you!
YingKang: You smart ah! Give detention got all kind of reasons one! Don't play with you liao lah! Pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork!
(Mr Chong died of a heart attack)
YingKang: Let's see how you give detention lah! Stupid noob! Next time I don't use pork kill you! I use my 将军 kill you! Pork pork PSP ahahahahahahaha!
[Mr Chong has failed his mission to catch the terrorist]
[We do not know what has happened to Nattapork]

Moral:
Mr. Chong = FAIL.

Finished or not, I don't know