SCRIPT #25 (B.Nerd Origins)

Hi! We're back after half a year! Our classes got separated so we didn't manage to come across any funny shit together. This is contributed by Lamer aka Amos, who came up with the story of B.Nerd. This is how he came to be...

Once, there was this boy, known to dig his nose wherever he is, and to read books wherever he go, known as the infamous B.Nerd. He thinks he is very smart and can just dig his nose and eat whatever that he obtains under his fingernails.
(One day, he was listening to music in his class)
E3 person: Eh, B.Nerd! Stop listening lah! Listen to teacher!
(B.Nerd turns back to E3 person, digging his nose as usual.)
B.Nerd: (eating whatever he got) Your problem isit? You listen lah! Why must I listen? Fail!
E3 person: At least respect the teacher right? Berna... B.Nerd! And stop eating your mucus! It's disgusting!
B.Nerd: This is disgusting? Let me tell you, all people have this! (showing mucus on his finger) Everyone has it, you know? You use your little finger go inside your nostril, wait 2 seconds, have liao! (licked his finger)
E3 person: Stop eating lah! You damn disgusting leh!
B.Nerd: Excuse me, this is not disgusting. You must not call this disgusting. Everyone has this. For such a smart boy like me, I refer it as "liquefied substances of green raisins". Only someone with a brain as big as me can use such profound phrases! You shut up, brainless maggot!
Mrs. Mil: STOP TALKING! You all talk more than the girls. Girls lend them your skirt to them so that the boys can talk more. Boys if you all talk again I will shift your place. Yes anot?
B.Nerd: Aiya, shut up lah, E-Mil! So noisy, like what like that! (dig his nose)
Mrs. Mil: STOP DIGGING! You are showing disrespect to me! Do you not see the logic in that?
B.Nerd: (eat his mucus) Aiya, so noisy! How I dig my nose in peace? I still need to read Harry Pooter and the Bangla Stone one leh.
Mrs. Mil: Where is your logic, where's your concept? If you have no logical thinking, how you grasp conceptual knowledge?
B.Nerd: I so smart, need what sai knowledge? I know EVERYTHING!
(2 days later, after the Chemistry test, B.Nerd failed.)
B.Nerd: Ridiculous! What the hell is this?
E3 person: Haha, never listen teacher, in the end dig nose still fail! 19/100! Haha!
B.Nerd: Tiam! I must report this mistake to the teacher.
(B.Nerd walks to Mrs. Mil)
B.Nerd: Why you give me only 19%? I think I deserve at least 110%.
Mrs. Mil: Because you never use logic and concept what! Here, the test ask you what is the material of cathode. Everyone see the question know is copper already. You never use logic and then go anyhow answer. What you write? "The material is a metal of atomic number 29. It is a ductile metal with very high thermal and electrical conductivity. It is rather soft and malleable, and a freshly-exposed surface has a pinkish or peachy color. It is used as a thermal conductor, an electrical conductor, a building material, and a constituent of various metal alloys." What the shit is this?
B.Nerd: I'm only using my powerful knowledge to answer the question. Out of 1 mark, you should have given me 7 marks for the eloquence of my answer.
Mrs. Mil: Even if I gave you more marks, you will still fail the test. This is the ONLY question you have attempted. You took so long to write this that you took the entire 30 minutes writing all this. For this one-mark question, we're only looking at one keyword: Copper. You didn't use your knowledge and thus failed the paper.
B.Nerd: What is this?! The teachers of ZhongHua so Fail one! (dig nose) I might as well quit this school and join the School for Gifted Youngsters! You this kind of teacher, FAIL ONE LAH!
Mrs. Mil: STOP TALKING! You call me Fail, isit? You die! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars. Because of the mars which cause the-
B.Nerd: TIAM!
(With a flick of his finger, B.Nerd threw his pi-sai, literally "nose-shit", into Mrs. Mil's mouth. Mrs. Mil choked on it and died.)
B.Nerd: You this kind of teacher, die also nevermind one! (dig nose) I'm so glad you died!
(To show more disrespect, B.Nerd bent down and sneezed on Mrs. Mil's face.)
B.Nerd: LOL, now you have pi-sai on your face also! Hahaha!
(The whole class was very unhappy.)
E3 guy: OEI BERNA... B.NERD! WHY YOU GO KILL HER!?
B.Nerd: Excuse me, this is not I kill her. You must not say that I killed her. For a smart boy like me, I refer it as "Indirectly caused her death by incidentally flicking a piece of solidified mucus into her windpipe, thus causing her to choke on it as she opened her mouth". Only someone with a brain as big as me can use such complicated sentences! You all shut up! I am the SMARTEST!
And so everyone started to dislike B.Nerd. The hatred grows as the story continues...

To be continued
The next one will be a mini-series with tie-ins to our previous scripts! So read up on them a bit do you'll get it when you read it. We shall be trying our best to add more stories in. -LOL

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SIDE NOTE

This blog is neither abandoned nor dead. We are just running low on imagination and there are no interesting events happening at school. If Mr. Yeo returns to ZHSS, I can gurantee there will be 50 more stories. But he's mentally-challenged, so it's sad. As long as you can give me something funny and interesting, whether it really happens or not, we'll accept it and a story will be posted.

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SCRIPT #24 (contribution)

This is by Suharyo without any changes or anything. No story for now...

(During Chem lesson in 3E6 classroom)

Wong Hook shiong: Where is the 10 year series homework that I tell u all to go home and do ytd?

YK: Psp Pork Pork ahahaha, I left it at home forget to bring. Want Chinese chess? I got bring. Psp pork pork.

Wong Hook Shiong: Why u rmb to bring Chinese chess but forget to bring the 10 year series? U dunno how important the O level exams. Without the 10 year series, u are definitely not prepared.

YK: Diam lar,I got my psp pork pork ulti can liao lar. Pork pork all the examiners who dun gimme A1 for any subjects. U better DIAM or I let u try it. Psp pork pork ahahaha

Wong Hook Shiong: The examiners are all from Cambridge University, I doubt u even have the ability to get through the custom check. U have repeating the “psp pork pork”, so they might get suspicious that u may hav kena H3E6 (PSPporkza A).

YK: wad PSP porkza? Insult my ulti. Toooot!!!

Wong Hook Shiong: wad toooot? I will issue u demerit form for that.

(Just then Danny Chiw stands outside the class)

Danny Chiw: I would like to see all this people, YK.

YK: walao cher, only me oso say “u all” psp pork pork ahaha

Danny Chiw: U hav already not handed in yur SS work and u are still complaining, U better wipe that smile off yur FACE!!!! Before I start issuing out demerit forms.

Wong Hook Shiong: Orh yea, thanks for the reminder Danny, YK!!! Where is the demerit form also that I tell u to sign ytd?

(Mr Yo walks past and overheard the conversation)

Mr Yo: Orh yea, YK!!! Where is my maths book 3?

YK: Aiya all forget to bring lar and Mr Yo, I tot u suppose to be in jail. Psp pork pork

Mr Yo: Hold it!! Who else never hand in my maths book 3? Own up!! These ppl I wanna see yur books by 2.30 in my cupboard. I may not noe yur name but I noe yur face, u cannot run away. For those who never bring, see me after this. Its yur own responsibility to hand in yur work when u are told to.

YK: Mr Yo u suck lar, go jail ready still escape. Ownself no senses of responsibility still tell me to hav the responsibility to hand in my work. Are u trying to be stupid or are you stupid? Psp pork pork

Mr Yo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out….

YK: means u blunt lar

(Mr Cong walks past)

Deskman Cong: Phillipine Yo!! Escape from jail arh. I shall bring u back to jail

(Deskman Cong arrest Philipine Yo)

Mr Yo: Rmb arh, my maths bk 3 by 2.30!!

Danny Chiw: So YK, I want to see my SS homework done by 2.30 or I will consider giving u 1 demerit point

YK: giv then giv lar PSP pork pork ahahaha

Danny Chiw: U better dun force me to be sarcastic and tell u that u are smarter than a 5^th grader

YK: U insult me right? Funny hor? Come sit down!! Play Chinese chess

Danny Chiw: wad Chinese chess? I only noe history. France was bullied by Germany twice so France wanted to cripple Germany through TOV to prevent ……..

YK: I dun giv a damn about history. Hitler here, Stalin there. Jus sit down and PLAY Chinese chess

Danny Chiw: Wipe that evil smile off yur face. Play then play lar. But dun let me be sarcastic and tell u that u can win me. Jiang!!!

YK: wad? I lose?

(YK knocks Danny Chiw’s face on the ground hard)

YK: Say sorry!!! Say sorry!!

Danny Chiw: sorry lar!!

Wong Hook Shiong: eh relax lar

(Wong Hook Shiong hits YK’s face)

(YK knocks Wong Hook Shiong’s face on the ground hard)

YK: Say sorry!! Say sorry!!

Wong Hook Shiong: dun want lei, dun want lei fucker

(Everyone cover their ears except for Wong Hook Shiong who is outdated)

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(Wong Hook Shiong died of heart attack)

Danny Chiw: YK!! I am going to give u detention for murdering Mr Wong.

(Babi bobby appear)

Babi bobby: U think this is funny? GO STAND ON THE TABLE! TUCK IN YUR BLOODY SHIRT! U WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME RIGHT? NEH MIND, I PLAY WITH U! EVERYONE SEE HOW STUPID THESE PEOPLE ARE! THEY PLAY WITH ME I MAKE SURE THEY SUFFER!

YK: walao eh u liddat 1, I kill ppl oso not yur problem. Come here extra for wad psp pork pork.

Babi bobby: wad psp pork pork? Insult me? Fine! I make sure u stand on the table until school ends.

(Suhayo appears)

YK: ahahaha my reinforcement come liao. U better zao!!

(Everyone runs away except for Babi Bobby, YK and Suhayo)

Babi bobby: U also want play games with me?

(YK covers his ear)

Suhayo: Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic Logic

(Babi bobby dies)

The end

Moral of the story:

dun talk back to YK

cover yur ears whenever u see YK or Suhayo

And dun even try to play Chinese chess

Tsk, what the hell is this.

剧本＃二十三 （中国CHYNA)

这是非一般的剧本，是用华文写出来的哦！如果你觉得你能的话，就读下去吧。

（林老师 Mrs Chua 在教她的 Band 2 学生）
林老师：好了，安静了！快点，我要教你们华文。我可是学校教了四十年的老师！
（杨专乐老师 Mr Yeo 走了近来）
杨专乐：我已经教了四十年!你要跟我比？
林老师：我才不要跟你比！我以前是最聪明的老师！我才没时间跟你这种笨蛋比！
杨专乐：不要做个屁股！
林老师：我是屁股你是什么？你就是阴茎！（lanjiao in Chinese)
杨专乐：我在等一个尖的学生来告诉我... ...
林老师：哦，那你就是不尖咯！所以你才那你尖的钥匙去刮别人的车！一人做事一人当，你还撞倒了人。现在你去坐牢啦!
杨专乐：我已经教了四十年，我知道你们所做的错误。你还要跟我顶嘴？我要你把这张纸填上来!
林老师：不要哦！我就是不要！我以前小一到小六，中一到中四，大学考了30年，还去了中国去读了40年，我比你更厉害！
杨专乐:　哎哟，鬼才信你喔！
林老师：鬼当然信我啦！难到信你吗？
杨专乐：不要做个屁股！
林老师：我是屁股你就是 ... ...
游戏方阿权：好啦，tiam 啦！你们很吵！人家要做功课！
林老师：大人在说话，猪不要插嘴！
游戏方阿权：你骂我是猪！你自己还不是一样!　法歌！
（YingKang 变出来）
YingKang: 你骂我法歌是吗？你骂我法歌是吗？来！坐下来，玩象棋！一，二，三，将军！我车炮将，双马将，双车将，all 将！你无路可逃！
游戏方阿权：哦，什么？我都不知道你在做什么！
YingKang: 你是跑不过我的厉害！我 show 你我的真实力量！三步死亡！哈哈哈哈！
游戏方阿权：我刚才说法歌！就是法国的歌曲。我不是讲 "F**KER"! （盖住嘴巴）噢，大便！
YingKang: 你以为我有这么笨吗？我亲耳听到你说 f**ker！你找死！去死吧！猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉！
（游戏方阿权得了心脏病而死亡）
YingKang: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
杨专乐：你杀了人！我报警！
YingKang: 你刮别人的车，撞倒了人，还跑掉，我报警！
杨专乐：你... ... 你... ... 你好！你够尖！
YingKang: 我知道我很尖，那你就不尖咯！我很好，你不好！你坏！
林老师：一人做事一人当，你给我出来！
YingKang: DUN WAN LEH!
林老师：这是华文班，用华语！华语酷！
YingKang: 你们要不要玩象棋？我用我的真实力量，用全部不同的 "将" 来打败你！
杨专乐：不要做个屁股！你真的要我报警吗？
YingKang: 警察怕我！他们怕我的“猪肉”，都不敢捉我！你们这些阴茎头， (dickheads)　无药可救！去死！猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉猪肉!
（林老师和杨专乐得了心脏病而死亡）
YingKang: 看谁敢来跟我来玩象棋！我杀他们！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
－－－－－－－－－－剧终－－－－－－－－－－

喔，很短的一个剧本耶！李老师的“白猴子”故事就要等到下一个剧本咯！
从这篇故事，能学到什么？
答：___________________________________________________
你回答不了的话，你 = 失败

SCRIPT #22 (Mr Chong investigates)

Continuing from the previous story...

(Mr Chong went to the class to investigate. What he saw was the bodies of Mr Ley and Game.)
Mr Chong: This is a police matter. The police will look into the case. But I'm the police officer of the school! I will look into the matter.
(A moment later, the Serangoon Police Force came as they heard the explosion)
Policeman: What is going on here? Looks like the attack of a terrorist!
Mr Chong: Eh you all come for what? I am the police officer of the school! I will handle it. You can all go back to your neighbourhood post.
Policeman: Eh, but where is your police uniform? You're wearing a plain white shirt! You look just like a biology teacher!
Mr Chong: Shut your mouth! During school time, I am Mr Chong, the biology teacher! During terrorist attacks, I am Mr Chong, the police officer! You go back to your police post!
Policeman: Uh, Mr Chong. We collaborate with you, because you can handle the crimes IN SCHOOL. Not about this kind. This kind of attack is terrorists! It is about the country! You have no right to interfere with the Singapore Police Force!
Mr Chong: Shut up! Huh, talk back to your DM in a threatening tone! 3 detention for you! Go to the foyer, and let Mdm Lau take your name!
Policeman: What talking you? What 3 detention? I'm here to investigate!
Mr Chong: Investigate? I investigate lah! You all noob lah! Lack of initiative to go away, I give you 2 more detention!
Policeman: What the hell you talking? This is serious! Stop wasting our time!
Mr Chong: You are wasting your own time! I give you chance, you are still talking away! Teacher tell you keep quiet, you still talking! 3 more detention!
Policeman: ZzZz you are crazy!
Mr Chong: Say teacher crazy is it? 2 more detention! Now you have 10 detention! You are SCREWED!
(The Policeman twisted his head and died)
Mr Chong: Now I can continue to investigate! (Looking at the floor) Hmmm... The floor is very oily. It looks like the work of a fat man! Hmmm... The Americans may have dropped another Fat Man! And they drop on us! They want a war is it? We are also not the Japanese!
(Meanwhile)
Nattapork: Wah, siao! Finally reach home! I am safe! ... Walau but my Try It 1 haven't finish yet! The textbook got destroyed by my Body Slam! Walau! Lame! I keep losing all my books! Need to buy one again!
(Then Nattapork's housemaster came along)
Housemaster: Nattapork! You haven't pay me this month's rent! Give now! Quick! Don't waste my time!
Nattapork: Wait lah! I just do Body Slam! Can wait for me to recharge or not?
Housemaster: DUN WAN LEH! Quick, $300 rent! Give now! Quick! Or else I kick you out!
Nattapork: I never bring wallet la, lame! You ask me for money, I don't have!
Housemaster: Don't have is it! Then you get out of my house! NOW!
Nattapork: What the hell! I just come back want to rest! You keep demanding for money! Lame moneyface! Die la! Body Slam!
(Meanwhile, back in school)
Mr Chong: Where should I start my investigation?
(Then Mr Chong heard an explosion from far away)
Mr Chong: Eh, it's the same explosion! The terrorist strike again! When I find him, I will definitely give him 5 detention straightaway!
(Mr Chong take taxi)
Mr Chong: Take me to Escape Theme Park now!
Taxi driver: Escape Theme Park? For what?
Mr Chong: For what? For fun lah! I go play then I go catch the terrorist!
Taxi driver: Eh sir, everyone hear the explosion go Changi Airport run away liao! You still want play!
Mr Chong: During school time, I am Mr Chong, the biology teacher! During terrorist attacks, I am Mr Chong, the police officer! When I am in a good mood, I am Mr Chong, the funny man! You want money or not? You want money, you drive me to Escape now!
Taxi driver: Crazy lah you! Who want your money!
(The taxi driver kicks Mr Chong out of the car and drives away)
Mr Chong: What the hell! I give you 2 detention for kicking teacher! F**ker!
(Ying Kang appears)
YingKang: You call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? Come, sit down, plaay Chinese Chess! I own you! Come! Scared lose is it? Chinese Chess noob! You know I will 将 you straightaway right!
Mr Chong: Shut up! Or I will give you 2 detention! Force teacher to play Chinese Chess with you!
YingKang: You smart ah! Give detention got all kind of reasons one! Don't play with you liao lah! Pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork!
(Mr Chong died of a heart attack)
YingKang: Let's see how you give detention lah! Stupid noob! Next time I don't use pork kill you! I use my 将军 kill you! Pork pork PSP ahahahahahahaha!
[Mr Chong has failed his mission to catch the terrorist]
[We do not know what has happened to Nattapork]

Moral:
Mr. Chong = FAIL.

Finished or not, I don't know

SCRIPT #21 (Suhayo's script)

Ran out of stories so here is one by Suhayo, with some edits.

("Low-Key" Ley was giving Game and Nattapork some XXXL extra SSP as they did not come to school on the first day of term 3)
Low-Key Ley: On the first day of school, I taught the rest the whole of Chapter 7 and 8 in 60 seconds. Now I want you to read the textbook on Units 7 and 8. You should be done in 10 seconds.
GameFAQ: Huh, Mr Ley, that means Revision Exercise 7 and 8 all need do ah? The Try It, the other exercise all need do ah?
Low-Key Ley: Yes, and I expect you to know everything. You should finish all of them in 10 seconds.
GameFAQ: Siao la, Mr Ley! So many questions 10 seconds?! What the fuck?
Nattapork: Tiam la, let me do lah! Mr Ley Mr Ley, Question 1(a) how do?
Low-Key Ley: You should finish it in one step. I don't want to spoon-feed you. I will let you try it first. It's so easy, don't tell me you cannot do it in one step?
Nattapork: I also dunno what they talking! What (10x847) km + 99 m to the power of 34? how I know?
Low-Key Ley: If you cannot do such an easy question, then you have no hope at your common test. I give you a clue, okay? First clue: Write on the foolscap paper.
GameFAQ: Chey! Mr Ley, no kick lah! Foolscap nia! He ask about the question, not how to write the question!
Low-Key Ley: I am waiting for all of you to keep quiet and do your own work.
GameFAQ: Mr Ley, you damn stupid lah. Only 2 students here, need to use "all of you" meh?
(Suddenly Mr Yeo enters the class)
Mr Yeo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
GameFAQ: Ya, then you very blunt lah!
Mr Yeo: DUN BE AN ASS! You come to school to do work, not to talk back at teachers! What have you learnt at school?
GameFAQ: Ya la ya la I learn that you are an ass! Anyhow scratch people car then run away! Stupid! Only fat idiots do such things!
Nattapork: Eh, but then how Mr Yeo come here? He in jail leh!
Low-Key Ley: Uh, excuse me ah, Mr Yeo, but I am having a lesson with these 2 students... Can you come back to check on them later? You are disturbing my class.
Mr Yeo: Let me ask you, Low-Key. You got hear them complaining about me interrupting your class? No right? Ya! So I'm not interrupting! Don't be an ASS!
Low-Key Ley: Actually I can argue with you, but I can only argue for 5 seconds. Because I'm too fast! Mr Yeo, you are "FAST" without the "S". You are "FAT"!
Mr Yeo: (take out demerit form) Fill this form up! Huh? Never hand up Book 3! I wait one week already! You still haven't hand up!
GameFAQ: Eh Nattapork. They arguing leh, let's zao.
Nattapork: Wait la, lame! I finish Try It 1 first.
GameFAQ: Walau you like that lah!
Mr Yeo: Low-Key, I'm not trying to reason with you, but you are such an ASS! If you have done something wrong, then you should OWN UP!
Low-Key Ley: You leh? Scratch people car, knock down people, still run! You then OWN UP lah!
Mr Yeo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
Low-Key Ley: Ya, then you very blunt lah!
(Then got one police officer come into the class)
Policeman: Finally found you! (arrest Mr Yeo) Trying to run away from court isit? I know you surely come here one! You hide I also know one!
Mr Yeo: Oei! Low-Key! I want Book 3 to be in the cupboard by 3.30p.m. ah? Is that clear?
Policeman: Oei, Philipine Yeo! You haven't hand in your police statement yet! Still tell others to hand up homework? I want the police statement to be in by 2.30p.m. is that clear?
Mr Yeo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
Policeman: Ya, then you very blunt lah!
(The policeman drag Mr Yeo away)
Low-Key Ley: Okay, back to the lesson... Eh, where is Game?
Nattapork: Dunno leh, but he tell me he going to pon the lesson!
Low-Key Ley: Game Fang Ah Quan! How dare you escape my 5-second class!
(Then Game came back in again)
GameFAQ: ZzZz, go toilet nia, need to be so dramatic meh?
Low-Key Ley: Dun complain, just do your work. You one day never come, you miss out a lot already.
GameFAQ: One day nia. School quarantine me not my fault!
Nattapork: Just do your work lah, lame!
GameFAQ: DUN WAN LEH!
Nattapork: (shout damn loud) GAME FANG AH QUAN!
(Nothing happened to Game except his hair all turn white)
GameFAQ: See teacher he verbal bully me, plus make my hair white.
Low-Key Ley: So? It is not my problem! You want to be like Miker Jackson is it? He make his skin white, you make your hair white, got any difference? You are being a nuisance. I am going to report to your form teacher. (Take out handphone and call Danny Chiw)
(Danny Chiw arrives at the class)
Mr Chiw: So, what is my problem?
Low-Key Ley: This boy ah, very noisy. He is disturbing the class.
Mr Chiw: I know, he in my class also very noisy. Kelvin Ho, you better behave. Don't think you are taller than me, bigger than me, means I'm scared of you!
GameFAQ: Walau, talk to you like talking to a 10-year old boy like that. Waste time!
Mr Chiw: Don't make me become sarcastic and say you are being polite to me. Also, what have I been saying about the attitude and posture? Look at the way you are sitting now!
GameFAQ: WHAT is your PROBLEM? (FAIL)
Mr Chiw: It's you! you are my problem! I think I should try issuing out demerit forms.
GameFAQ: Issue then issue lah! No kick! I tio caning liao, I scared what!
Mr Chiw: If you try to be stubborn and argue with me, don't make me become sarcastic and say you won't cause the rise in sea level.
Nattapork: Walau... Lame! You all arguing how I do my Try It 1?
Mr Chiw: Nattapork, when I am talking you do not talk.
Nattapork: My Try It 1 got problem liao you all still disturb!
Low-Key Ley: Actually, you can ask what. What is the teacher for?
Nattapork: Then you say you dun want spoon-feed what crap!
Low-Key Ley: I say I dun want spoon-feed you, but I never say I don't want to help you right? Why I use spoon to feed you? You have hands what.
Nattapork: WALAU! WHAT THE HELL! DAMN LAH! BODY SLAM!

Imagine, just imagine...

Ya, Nattapork's Body Slam

Nattapork: Haha! Tio owned! さよなら!
(Meanwhile at the General Office)
Mr Chong: Eh you got feel volcano eruption?
Thanasilam MK: Dun hav lerh! Whye yoo alwais muzt sae volkanoe elupsion?
Mr Chong: Maybe got terrorist in our school. As the policeman of the school, I shall handle it myself. You all stay back. See how i pro do.

TO BE CONTINUED.
Eh sorry dunno how continue for now.
Will continue in Part 2 (Script 22)

SCRIPT #20 (Argument of the Week)

Holiday nothing think about so I thought of a random story. Contributed by Suharyo.

(Mr. Chiw and Mrs. Mil were new facilitators for the Sec 3 Leadership Camp. [LadderSHIT Cramp]
Babi Bobby: Okay you can start straightaway! Mr. Chiw, you take Group 2A, and Mrs. Mil, you take 2B. Okay? Cool? Okay go.
Mr. Chiw: Okay, mark attendance! Keluhn Ho...
Keluhn: Here!
Mr. Chiw: Did I tell you to talk? Huh, Kelvin Ho?
Keluhn: Teacher, you say mark attendance, you call my name, I say here la!
Mr. Chiw: During assembly, I mark attendance, you got talk? Dun have right? So, keep your mouth shut. Don't make me become sarcastic and say you will pass NAPFA with flying colours.
Keluhn: (angry) Oei Mr. Chiw! This kind of mark attendance is different la, you know or not!
Mr. Chiw: KELVIN HO! Don't think you are taller than me, bigger than me, means I am scared of you! Who is the teacher here?
Keluhn: Got teacher here meh? Orh... you teacher hor.
Mr. Chiw: Wah, finally found out there's a teacher here is it?
Mrs. Mil: STOP TALKING! Use your logic lah, gentlemen! You talk so much, just like girls! I will ask the girls to lend you their skirts so you can talk more.
Keluhn: What kind of camp is this? Noobshit camp! Kanina this camp lah!
Mr. Chiw: WHAT is your PROBLEM? You think you are very large isit?
Mrs. Mil: Where is your logic, where's your concept? You never apply concept, how can use logic?
Keluhn: WHAT THE FUCK LAH KANINA!! Bloody logic!
Mr. Chiw: Yes, what the fuck! WTF! Way Too Fat!
Keluhn: Damn you lah, I go eat the fucking lunch liao, jibai!
Mr. Chiw: Kelvin Ho, stop right there!
Mrs. Mil: STOP WALKING! Come here, I teach you logic and concept!
Keluhn: DUN WAN LEH!
(Mr. Chiw and Mrs. Mil and the rest of the Group 2 followed Keluhn who refused to stop)
[After they sat down]
Keluhn: Where is the kanina food? Noobshit!
Mr. Chiw: Kelvin Ho, you think you are very small right? Eat so much!
Mrs. Mil: How can you not know the Molecular Mass of Mars without logic?
Other Group 2: What is going on?!
Babi Bobby: Hey hey hey, what happened? Relax lah, people! This is a fun camp!
Mr. Chiw: Ah, very good you're here, Bobby. This small little boy is being a nuisance!
Keluhn: Small little boy? Go die lah, I am 4 times bigger than you leh, still what little boy!
Mr. Chiw: Ya lah!! You know already still eat like so much, fatass! WHAT is your PROBLEM?
Keluhn: Cannot ah? What is your PROBLEM?
Mr. Chiw: You lah, you lah! Take my quote! You are VERY SMART!
Mrs. Mil: STOP TALKING! Stop being such an idiot, use your logic!
Babi Bobby: EH YOU ALL FUCKING TIAM! This day camp emphasizes on teamwork. If you cannot even TALK PROPERLY, THEN THERE'S NO HOPE FOR YOU! Group 2, noisiest group right? YOU WILL EAT LAST! YOU WILL SERVE AND SEE PEOPLE EAT!
Keluhn: Eh what the shit? I damn hungry leh! Bloody pork!
Babi Bobby: You still dare say pork ah? Group 2 DUN NEED EAT! You sit there and see me eat in front of your face!
Group 2: Eh walau what the hell Kelvin! walau crap no lah damn
Babi Bobby: Mr. Danny Chiw, Mrs. Htebazile Mil and KELVIN HO! Go stand on the table!
(Mr. Chiw, Mrs. Mil, and Keluhn stood on the table)
Babi Bobby: Tuck in your bloody shirt! You want play games with me right? Nehmind, I can play with you! Everyone, see how stupid these people are! They play with me, I make sure they suffer!
Keluhn: Walau kanina lah!
Babi Bobby: You want to go down and eat right? Fine, okay. But you must give me your group cheer. Come on, anybody!
[Group 2 realises that they still don't have a cheer yet]
Babi Bobby: What, no cheer? Danny Chiw, you come up with a cheer!
Mr. Chiw: WHAT is your PROBLEM? Do you think I am good with making cheers? Okay laa, I am VERY GOOD at making cheers and I am NOT trying to be sarcastic!
{Sarcasm level up! [256] Rank up! [Lord of Sarcasm] Add Hero Skill! [OmniSarcasm Slash] 9001 Sarcasm skillpoints acquired!}
Mr. Chiw: Yes! I have OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!! skillpoints!
Babi Bobby: I have enough of your sarcastic shit. Mrs. Mil, you do it.
Mrs. Mil: Aiyo, Bobby, use your logic, use your concept! I how old, can I do a cheer? Come on! If you use your logic and say that I'm very old, then your conceptual knowledge will tell you that I can only do Chemistry!
Babi Bobby: Okay, you dun want right? Kelvin Ho, you do.
Keluhn: Okay lah, you want a cheer, I give you tongue twister cheer!

Babi Bobby went to the barber to get some babi ribs and bobby thought that babi ribs were Barbie dolls so he said he didnt want bloody Barbie dolls and wanted babi ribs but the barber said babi is pork and not barbie and he should buy some bloody ones as they are fresh but Babi Bobby still wanted the 'real' babi ribs and still thought that babi was barbie and so left the place and the barber said he wasnt a butcher and punched babi bobby in the balls and thus ended the issue of babi and barbie by killing babi bobby! [Say as fast as you can, more fun]

Babi Bobby: What the hell? You dare to insult me! F**ker!
(Then Ying Kang appeared on the table)
YingKang: You call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? Come, sit down, let's play Chinese Chess! Wah, very nice, got table, so let's play here, come!
Babi Bobby: Eh what the hell lah? Who are you?
YingKang: I am the King of Kings of Chinese Chess! Don't try to beat me!
Babi Bobby: What is this piece of paper?
YingKang: That is the battleground lah, pork! You can don't play Chinese Chess, but you cannot disrespect it!
Babi Bobby: I fucking Malay, dun nid to respect CHYNA piece of shit! Pooi! (Spit on paper)
YingKang: How dare you disrespect the ancient battleground! I will use the forces of all my chess pieces! And own you! Pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork!
(Everyone at the canteen died, except Babi Bobby)
Babi Bobby: Hahahahahaha! I am babi, you cannot kill me!
YingKang: Orh, okay. You want babi ribs?
Babi Bobby: DUN WAN LEH! Babi ribs are like Barbie dolls! So suck!
YingKang: PSP lah you! I am the barber lah!
(YingKang the barber who is proclaiming to be not the butcher punched bloody Babi Bobby in his battered balls and ended the issue of the bloody babi and Barbie by killing the bloody Babi Bobby) [Say as fast as you can]

THE END?
well, that was weird. But please respect CHYNA ancient paper battleground and tongue twisters
Or else get punched in the balls.
If you r girl, then sorry get punch in the face.

Ying Kang in Joker Mode

Yes finally here is Ying Kang in Joker Mode:

Ying Kang will activate this mode when he is doing anything else unrelated to Chinese Chess or the terms 兵, 车, 马, 炮, 士, 帅, 将, 率, 相, 象, or 将军. During this time, all he can do is to say "Pork pork ahahahaha" or "Cindy veh hot" or any other phrases that makes no sense to the others. He is also infamous for his newly-discovered term "PSP" which he obtained by combining "Playstation Portable" along with other obscene stuff. The personality of this mode is that when other people use his own joke against him, he will probably reply with "walau 你们想歪! 不要在说了啦!" BE ADVISED! in this mode, he is unaffected by the word 'f**ker', so people should call him f**ker as many times as they can, before he goes back into General Mode. Ying Kang is totally harmless in this mode, but the repetition of 'f**ker' may just bring him into Super Saiyan mode immediately.
*Just kidding. Call him f**ker as many times as you like it.

See the first picture. Ying Kang is like totally smiling and totally different from General Mode. lol

SCRIPT #19 (The Most Epic Battle EVAR)

Concluding the final episode of the Suhari-Yeo Thana-Chew MK Thalib Mil story.

***IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEO BEFORE CONTINUING***


(Season 2 of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers was better)

Following the previous episode...
(Suhayo and YingKang just finished off Soma.)

Suhayo: 这个就是没有用 logic and concept 的结果! Haha noob!
YingKang: Ya lor ya lor PSP pork pork! Hot hot ahahahaha!
Suhayo: 刚才我们这些 pro 的要去哪里啊? Oh ya, Cheng Joon!
YingKang: Come on Suhayo let's go fight him!
(Suhayo and YingKang went to E33 and saw Cheng Joon and Bernard fighting)
Cheng Joon: Walueouau! Jhipai lah!
Bernard: You don't go anywhere shouting your "Jhipai jhipai" anywhere hor! You think you very pro isit? Your intellectual level is currently not as high-level as me!
Cheng Joon: Yah lahs yar larhs! Tok seou much ruppish!
[If you can get a translator for Cheng Joon, it would be great]
Suhayo: Who is the one fighting? OWN UP!
Bernard: Aiya you tiam lah you! I can't believe I am actually arguing with a bunch of low-intellect beings! You're simply demoralising my IQ growth rate!
Suhayo: Why you say me tiam? Only I can say people tiam, so you tiam!
Bernard: Anyone can say tiam lah, you think you very pro is it? "Tiam" is a word in Chinese Dialect. People not of Chinese race also know what that means. See, I look like Malay, I still know what is "tiam", right?
Suhayo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
Bernard: Ya, so you very blunt lah? Haha stupid noob...
Suhayo: You say me noob right? You say me noob right? 你不可救药了! 你的死亡能把世界变成一个更完善的地方! You die! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars!
(Bernard became blind, deaf and mute.)
YingKang: Waaa... Suhayo! Mai siao siao! (Hokkien)
Suhayo: Of course! 有我这种 pro 的, 怕什么?
Cheng Joon: Waleuouau! Yoo arl veri kaopi leh!
Suhayo: I just save you from an argument you still scold me!
Cheng Joon: Nex tyme noo wun arguie wif mi liao lor! Booshit! F**ker!
YingKang: You call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? Come, sit down! Play Chinese Chess! I will own you like siao! 车马将, 双炮将, I all use! I show you my true skill!
Cheng Joon: Wut der hill? Ii oso nivir plae wun! Dun be pok laah, neegir!
YingKang: You call me f**ker, call me pork, I nevermind. You still call me nigger! You really want die? Then I will make you happy! You will die! Pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork!
(Cheng Joon didn't die of a heart attack.)
YingKang: What the hell? How come? PSP PSP pork pork hot!
Suhayo: Aiya, he pork what, how can affect him! Where's your logic, where's your concept? Why never apply concept?
YingKang: Shardup la Suhayo, go kill him lah!
Suhayo: 现在我们是同党, 我不跟你算帐! 等一下你就完蛋! (turn to Cheng Joon) Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(Cheng Joon's arms didn't twist and break, and he didn't die.)
Suhayo: Eh? 他 resist 我的 pro ulti! 难道他比我 pro?
YingKang: Cheng Joon is a loser retard lah! He where got logic? You use logic, he also won't die! Use your logic lah!
Suhayo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
YingKang: Ya, then you very blunt!
Suhayo: 没关系, 我还有更多 ulti! 看召! (breath in) Mr. Yeo's ulti... DON'T BE AN ASS!
(Cheng Joon didn't grow until he exploded.)
Suhayo: Eh? Mr. Chew Level 249 Sarcasm ulti... YOU ARE SO THIN AND SO SMART!
(Cheng Joon didn't die of excessive fat/fuel combustion and brain tumour.)
Suahyo: What the heck? Mr. Ng ulti... GO SEE THE LOCKER AND WASH YOUR HANDS IN SOUP AND WARKER!
(Cheng Joon didn't went to the locker to kill himself, nor did he put his hands into boiling soup and acid to corrode his hands.)
Suhayo: Still got Thanasilam's ulti! I WILL KANE YOO! SUCK IT!
(Cheng Joon didn't take off his pants to get whipped in the ass and die of intense anal pain.)
Suhayo: Oh shit! Oh shit! 只剩下一个 ulti! 只好用了! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars! YES ANOT?
(Cheng Joon didn't become blind, deaf and mute.)
Cheng Joon: It's a compound!
Suhayo: What compound what shit!
YingKang: He is more powerful than me! I dun want to fight him! I scared lose! He is so retarded that he did not understand whatever you said, so all your ulti failed! Cindy hot!
Suhayo: 不用紧, YingKang! Let's combine our ulti! Wait until I evolve first!

***WATCH THE VISUALISATION OF SUHAYO'S EVOLUTION***

(Just a visualisation, it doesn't mean he's a Vibrava, lol)

Suhari-Yeo: I am Suhari-Yeo Thana-Chew MK Thalib Mil! I want to learn Logic Attack. But I cannot learn more than 4 moves. Should I delete a move to learn Logic Attack?
YingKang: Yes! Delete Concept Beam! Not good one!
Suhari-Yeo: 1, 2... and POOF! I forgot Concept Beam, and learnt Logic Attack! Now, YingKang! We must combine ulti!

***WATCH THE DIRECTOR'S IMPRESSION OF ULTI-SUMMONING***

(It is advised that you watch throught the whole thing. See how the director used his concept and thought of these scenes!)

Cheng Joon: Wut der hill? I dont evin knoe wut you doing lah! Tok kok!
(Suhari-Yeo and YingKang were in the Porkzord)
Suhari-Yeo: You don't need to know what we doing. I've been teaching for 40 years, I know the mistakes you students make. Now, die!

***WATCH THE RESULT OF THE COMBINATION OF ULTI***


Cheng Joon: Whut der faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............
BOOM!
(Cheng Joon got obiterated.)
Suhayo: Yes! 终于 gao dim! In the end, we are still the pro!
YingKang: Pork pork ahahahaha! PSP PSP Cindy Cindy hot! Ahahahahaha!

CONCLUSION: With Cheng Joon gone, peace was restored to the planet. It was then Suhayo found out that acting pro is nothing, but he must act pro with someone else to make himself look more superior, especially teaming up with YingKang, who acts like a mad man. It was then that Suhayo went around looking like a Flygon and in a Megazord with a Turbine Laser.

Moral:
-Don't be an Ass
-Own up
-Hand in your Book 3 by 3:30 p.m.
-Suha-Yeo was retained in school for 40 years
-Foo Chuan Qing has long transferred out of the school
-YingKang is mad.

Suhayo says, "I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out..."
Ya, then you very blunt la

TEH END

Watch this =)

This video remind me of my childhood past time Lol.I still think power ranger rock xD.

SCRIPT #18 (SHRYTNCMKTM)

Weird title, but the DotA-player-killer knows it, or anything.
SuHaRi-Yeo ThaNa-Chew MK Thalib Mil

following the previous episode...
Suhayo has just finished off the policeman

Suhayo: So, now you have learnt the Molecular Mass of Mars. Yes anot? Muahahahahaha!
(Suhayo goes to Mr. Yeo's disemebered body.)
Suhayo: Aha, thanks to YingKang, I have the power to suck his life energy! (sucks life energy) Yes! I feel very good! Now to find the person who did not hand in his Book 3!
(Meanwhile)
SYS: Ah! Now I own you! w00t! Centaur kill your zombie! Aha!
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: What you all talking about? Dota right? Then you die!
SYS: What Dota? No one play liao lah! Noob! We talking about Magic lah!
Suhayo: Don't be an Ass! Dota so many people play, you say no one play?
SYS: You see lah! E34 and E33 all playing Magic/ Yu-Gi-Oh/ Duel Masters, no one play Dota!
Suhayo: I was waiting for a sharp student to point that out...
SYS: Ya, then you very blunt lah! Tiam!
Suhayo: Only I can say people tiam. Don't be an Ass!
SYS: You then ass lah, bitch! Go play your Dota lah! Can't even own!
Suhayo: Eh, I got leh! I 1v1 you, you still lose! Aha!
SYS: That one is you saboh me one lor! You tell me go take the other way, then the golem kill me! Noob!
Suhayo: You say me noob right? You say me noob right? Okay, you die! I will teach you the Molecular Mass of Mars!!!
SYS: What Mars what mass? Dunno dun talk la noob!
Suhayo: 你这个低级的人, 竟敢骂我 noob! 不得不让你死! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars!
(SYS became blind, deaf and mute.)
Suhayo: 我留你去死算了!
(SYS walked around and tried to shout but failed.)
Suhayo: Ha! 我是可怜你才这么做得! 别怪我! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic~!
(SYS' head, arms and legs twisted and he died.)
Suhayo: Ahahahahaha! Now to suck his life force! I can get his pro-DotA skills!
(Mr. Chiw came along and saw what happened.)
Mr. Chiw: Suhayo, what did you just do?
Suhayo: I used my logic and applied the concept.
Mr. Chiw: No, I mean why did you kill SYS? I saw you!
Suhayo: Because I use my power what. It's all logic, all concept! Yes anot?
Mr. Chiw: Your grammar skills are very good.
Suhayo: Eh, Mr. Chiw, I detect a hint of sarcasm in your words!
Mr. Chiw: Don't make me become sarcastic and say you can make it to O-levels.
Suhayo: Mr. Chiw! What you doing? Trying to be sarcastic is it?
Mr. Chiw: If you want I can also be ironic. I can get arrested for shoplifting and then tell you "Don't shoplift" the next day. Is that applicable to you?
Suhayo: Then I become an Ass then say "don't be an Ass" can anot?
Mr. Chiw: What are you trying to imply?
Suhayo: That you are an Ass!
Mr. Chiw: WHAT is your PROBLEM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Suhayo: Walau Mr. Chiw, why shout at me? I more pro leh!
Mr. Chiw: This is the LAST time I'm telling you! WIPE that SMILE off your FACE!!!!!
Suhayo: Dun wan leh! Where's your logic, where's your concept?
Mr. Chiw: Stop trying to imitate those whom you can't!
Suhayo: Is that sarcasm? I'm tired of your sarcasm! Your sarcasm level 248 liao, I hack your account lor! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(Mr. Chiw's head, arms and legs twisted and he died.)
Suhayo: Now to suck his life force! And get his sarcasm!
(Mr. Ng and Thanasilam MK came along and saw what happened.)
Mr. Ng: Wut ar yoo daying?
Thanasilam MK: Yoo keel a man! I can KANE yoo, yoo kno!
Suhayo: DUN WAN LEH!!!!!!
Mr. Ng: Ar yoo traying too be a bard student? I giv yoo dedenshen!
Suhayo: Don't be an Ass! If you can't speak English, don't say English! Noob!
Mr. Ng: Is it bekos of H1N1 tat yoo are actting strengely? You go si the locker!
Suhayo: WHAT is your PROBLEM? Don't speak noob English lah! You will drag me down!
Thanasilam MK: Oei! Dun tok too a ticher like tat! Iee keel yoo!
Suhayo: 找死是吗? Want me kill you?
Mr. Ng: Eh, go too de toylett and wass yur hands in soup and warker!
Suhayo: Dun wan leh~!
Thanasilam MK: Tat is IT! Yoo are comin wit me, young boii! (grabs Suhayo's hands)
Suhayo: BLOODY BANGLADOG! DONT TOUCH ME! this is the LAST time I'm warning you! Don't force me!
Thanasilam MK: Yoo den dun forse mii! Imma goin' too KANE yoo!
Suhayo: No one can cane me! I so pro, who dare cane me who die! Don't make me use my ulti!
Mr. Ng: Lissen too his words! Go wit heem!
Suhayo: Tiam la you! Why you command me? I have no choice, use my ulti! DONT BE AN ASS~!
(Mr. Ng and Thanasilam MK started to grow so fat until they exploded.)
Suhayo: Ahahahaha! I suck their life force!
(Mr. Thaliban came along and saw what happened.)
Thaliban: What is it that you are doing?
Suhayo: NO BUTS! Don't make me use my Level 248 Sarcasm ulti! You want is it? Okay, YOU ARE SO THIN AND FIT YOU DON'T BREAK YOUR BONES!
(Thaliban died the opposite way. He suddenly became even more fat and his nose started leaking oil. His bones shattered within his body and he died of mass skeletal fracture.)
Suhayo: Ahahahaha! More life force!
(Mrs Mil came along and saw what happened.)
Mrs Mil: What is that? What are you doing? Stop talking! I don't give notes isit! I don't care!
Suhayo: Eh what the hell you damn noisy leh!
Mrs Mil: Where is your logic? Why never apply concept? Use your common sense! What is your skill? Huh? The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars. Yes anot? You are in Sec 3 already! Still talk so much! I ask the girls to give you their skirts so guys can talk more. Yes anot? Why never... ...
Suhayo: Eh, you damn f**king noisy leh! You want fight my logic is it? Don't be an Ass! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars! You are so BIG and NOT NOISY! (sarcasm) I will KANE yoo! Go see the locker and wash your hand in soup and warker! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!!
(Mrs Mil became blind, deaf and mute, her head, arms and legs twisted, got a heart attack, suddenly contracted brain cancer, became a vegetable, died in an opposite way of becoming so small till she was a molecule and her mouth talked so much till she suffered from rapid oral reflex action illness. Finally, Suhayo stepped on her and she died.)
[ALL ULTI USE LOL]
Suhayo: Finally, I can suck the life force of Mrs Mil, who created me! I will have double the power! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Just then Soma came along.)
Soma: Walau Suhayo, Cheng Joon is being a bitch in E33!
Suhayo: Aiya, 这种小事情, NO KICK! 来吧, 让我!
Soma: Eh, I help you become hero leh! Never tahnk me!
Suhayo: 我还没去打, 就变成 hero 了吗? I so pro, don't need thank you one lah!
Soma: You like that lah, f**ker!
(YingKang finally appears.)
YingKang: Fag you lah Soma, so long never say f**ker! I hide at Cindy's house so long you know or not? By the way, you call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? You die! Let's play Chinese Chess! I will kill you man! 飞将, 车马将, 双炮将, 双马将, 双车将, 双兵将, 车兵将, 酸柑汁, all come lah!
Soma: Okay lah! Let's fight. 你懂这个叫什么吗? 我在威胁我的命在跟你玩!
YingKang: Okay, I show my true skill!
(Soma and YingKang played while Suhayo stood beside as Advisor again.)
[Soma was just one step from winning...]
YingKang: Oh no, I forgot I got MSP\NCC cannot play already! Come, Suhayo let's go fight Cheng Joon!
Soma: Eh! Eh! What the fak! Eh! 我走多一次就赢了! Oei! Kanina! 跑掉! 怕输的, oei! Loser!
YingKang: I really have MSP lah! You ask MeeSiam lah! Pork! Let's go Suhayo!
Soma: LOSER NOOB! F**KER CHEEBII!
YingKang: Suhayo let's use all our ulti at him!
Suhayo: AH! 我是 pro 的, 我有 >7 的 ulti! 不用怕! Test 在 Soma 上面先!
YingKang: Okay let's do it man! Pork pork PSP ahahaha!
(YingKang and Suhayo teleport to beside Soma.)
Soma: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued
The final chapter of Suhayo saga LOL

SCRIPT #17 (Wrath of The Noob)

Due to Microsoft Word's problems, cannot post all at one go. So one by one, day by day. Here's your script, Script Freako Pervert Noob DotA-player-killer.

(following the previous script...)
Suhayo: Haha! Now to kill every DotA player!
(The next day, in school...)
EijNuj: Haha Suhayo noob! Use ulti all miss! Noob!
Soma: Ya la, where is he ah? We can 酸 him!
GnehsGnoy: Eh you all talking what ah?
Soma: What else? DotA LAH!
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: You say DotA right? You say DotA right? Come! Sit down! I play with you! I use my ulti!
GnehsGnoy: Huh WTF you use ulti all miss still want talk cock what shit lah! Noob at DotA!
Suhayo: You want play with me? I use my ulti you die liao! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(GnehsGnoy head, arms and legs twisted and he died.)
EijNuj: Eh he say you noob nia, you need kill him meh?
Suahyo: You see lah? You play with me, you suffer!
EijNuj: You then suffer ah! You so noob, ulti all miss, use twin-head dragon also use until like fuck like that!
Suhayo: You want to know logic is it? I let you choose lah! Logic, concept, common sense and skill. Choose one, I teach you lah!
EijNuj: DUN WAN LEH! Noob!
Suhayo: 你这种人, 死都不认输! 我也那你没办法了! 你的死期到了! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(EijNuj's head, arms and legs twisted and he died. Soma ran off in fear.)
Suahyo: Muahahahahahaha! Fear me!
(Meanwhile)
Soma: What the FAK Suhayo killed GnehsGnoy and EijNuj!
Keluhn: Ya ya right!
Soma: Really! He spam logic then they 2 die!
Keluhn: Yes anot? All logic! All contracept!
Soma: Not funny lah! Also not contracept! We just talking DotA then Suhayo come...
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: You say DotA right? You say DotA right? Come! Sit down! I play with you! I use noob character ulti own you!
Soma: AH! Zao zao zao! (runs off)
Keluhn: I also never play DotA! You tell me for what? I play Gunz nia!
Suhayo: Ah, Gunz level what?
Keluhn: Higher than you leh! You never play lah, noob!
(Suahyo gave Keluhn a Fury Swipes attack.)
Suhayo: 为什么 waste 我的 time? Huh?
Keluhn: I also never hit you! You hit me for what? Violence!
Suahyo: It's all logic, all concept! You just have to apply the concept, yes anot?
Keluhn: It's NOT leh!
Suahyo: 你就是死性不改, 完蛋了! 我只好用我的 second ulti! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars. Because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars. Yes anot?
(By this time, Keluhn has become blind, deaf and mute.)
Suhayo: 我可以一刀杀了你, 但是看你这种 low-class 的情况, 就理你去死吧! (disappears)
(Now, all the newspaper headlines all talk about a serial kiler roaming around, breaking people's bones using the Thaliban style. Also, Keluhn's face is in the obituary section.)
[In school]
(Everyone knows what will Suhayo do to them if they say/play DotA, so they tiam.)
{Okay, not evreryone knew that.}
YonZeng: Eh Soma! Today can anot?
Soma: Do what?
YonZeng: DotA lah!
Soma: OH SHIT DON'T SAY...!
(Suhayo appears, and Soma runs off. Again.)
Suhayo: You say DotA right? You say DotA right? Come and sit down! I own you using my ulti!
YonZeng: Sit then sit lah! (sits on the floor) Then, now what?
Suhayo: Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(YonZeng's head, arms and legs twisted and he died.)
[Even non-DotA players were hit due to coincidental scenarios...]
Random boy: Auntie auntie! 给我两条 otah!
Auntie: 什么 dota?
DEAD
Random boy: Teacher teacher! Can repeat the formula again? I dun understand!
Teacher: Of course can! First, you take x + y = 0, then use the formula, x + y = a + 9.6x, where a is a decimal, so use it as Dot-A Theorem. Remember, it is given by ".a", okay ah? I write on the board ah, copy it down on your notes!
Random boy: Teacher teacher! If quickly say then become "dota" liao!
DEAD
Random boy: Mother mother! Today cook what for dinner?
Mother: 今天我做了你最喜欢喝的红豆汤!
DEAD (sounds like DotA anyway)
China boy: 小明 小明! 我问你, 如果我说 drrop iit, 你会怎么翻译过来啊?
小明: Uh... 掉它?
China boy: 哈, 中计... ...
DEAD
[The police was impressed with Suhayo's clean work in killing and decided to hire him as the death sentence]
Policeman: Okay, Mr. Yeo, you want to get out of jail, we will tell you what to do.
Mr. Yeo: Don't be an Ass! You want to tell me something, say it! Let's not waste time, shall we?
Policeman: To get out of that stringed jacket, we require you to say these words, as shown on the screen. Read it slowly or quickly, I don't care. I'm transmitting the signal over now.
(The word "Dota" appeared on the screen.)
Mr. Yeo: So this is the only word?
Policeman: Unfortunately, no. Read it so I can see how your limbs get twisted in that stringed jacket.
Mr. Yeo: But first! I would like to see these people...
Policeman: Quick! Don't waste time!
Mr. Yeo: Don't be an Ass! I would not want to embarrass you, Inspector Jon.
Policeman: You want to be free and continue teaching maths, right? Say it then!
Mr. Yeo: HOLD IT! My Book 3, all not handed up yet! I need them to be in the locker by 3.30pm ah?
Policeman: Wah WTF... Say it then all the Book 2, book 3, whatever shit book all in the locker lah!
Mr. Yeo: I've been teaching for 40 years, I know the mistakes you students make.
Policeman: Please, Mr. Yeo, I beg of you. Say THE WORD.
Mr. Yeo: Fine! But after that, see me after school! I may not know your name, but I know your face. You cannot run away from me. Urmmm... the word is "dota"! So I am ready to teach?
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: You say DotA right? You say DotA right? Come! Sit down! I play with you! I use my ulti!
Mr. Yeo: Do not be distracted, and continue with the lesson.
Policeman: Quick, Mr. Yeo! Say the next word on the screen!
Mr. Yeo: Don't be an...
Policeman: SAY IT! DON'T WASTE TIME! YOU'RE IN DANGER! SAY THE WORD!
Mr. Yeo: Fine, but see me after...
Policeman: TIAM! SAY THE WORD!
Mr. Yeo: I've been teaching for 40...
Policeman: SAY IT YOU BITCH! BEFORE SUHAYO EXECUTES HIS MOVE!
Mr. Yeo: I may not know your...
POLICEMAN: FUCK YOU MR. YEO! AND YOUR INABILITY TO FOLLOW ORDERS!
Mr. Yeo: Fine! I'll say it! The word is so simple! It is "noob"! So, happy?
[Suhayo has been interrupted from his charging by the word "noob"]
Suhayo: You say DotA, now you also say me noob! I pro one, why should I let some low-class bastard call me noob! I combine powers! You die! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic! The molecular mass of mars is heavier than the molecular mars of the mass SO the mass is bigger than the mars due to mass of the mars and because of the mars which cause the mass of the mars to drop the mass, thus the mass is lower than the mars due to the mass of the mars of the mass. Hence mass of the mars is heavier than the mars of the mass because of the mass in mars! YES ANOT?!

(Mr. Yeo became blind, deaf, mute and paralysed, his head, arms and legs twisted, his eyeballs start protruding out of their sockets, his nails started prying off by itself, his dick was crushed by an unknown force, his respiratory system screwed up and all the air in his lungs started coming out, his chest was ripped and his heart comes out, his tongue was seemingly burned, his stomach exploded, his ears started to swell and finally he died.)

Policeman: Holycrap! That was cool! Thanks, Suhayo! Today's payment is in the Personnel Room! You ownself go take!
Suhayo: 这种东西只有 PRO 可以做的! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!
Policeman:Tomorrow I go get another prisoner!
Suhayo: Okay, 再见! (disppears)
(The policeman received a call.)
Policeman: Hello? Ah Seng ah? 没有啦, 没玩了啦... ... 哈, 真的啊? 你用 centaur 打败他? 哈哈, noob sia!
(Suhayo appears.)
Suhayo: 你在说什么 game ah?
Policeman: What else, DotA lah! ...OH SHIT!

THE END
LOL! Mr. Yeo

SCRIPT #16 (New character OMG OMG)

Following the last episode...

YingKang: Okay veh good! We are in this hidden poisition! We are away from the police! Pork! What the hell! I run from Geylang to Punggol then they still catch up! What the hell?
Suhayo: YingKang, 要不要喝水?
YingKang: Eh... Where you come one?
Suhayo: Orh... 我从你后面来的!
YingKang: What the hell no link!
Suhayo: 我看到你在喘, 就去附近的 7-Eleven 跟你买水喝啦!
YingKang: Oh, you are that powerful advisor! I remember you...
Suhayo: 什么? 你 demote 我? 作为你的 advisor? 我做 General 不行啊?
YingKang: You want learn my powerful skill or not? If not, I will kill you straight!
Suhayo: Dun wan leh!
YingKang: What the hell?! Okay lah, you die lah! Pork po...
Suhayo: Okay sorry la sorry la! 开玩笑而已!
YingKang: You dun joke with such shit! Okay? You listen to me! I will surely teach you one!
Suhayo: 你要不要做 home tutor? 来我家做啦!
YingKang: Hot lah! 做 what? 做爱 ah? Ahahahahahahahahaha!
Suahyo: 教我啦! 教我你杀人的秘方!
YingKang: Okay, you want to learn the Way of the Pork, you must medidate for 10 years!
Suhayo: 没问题! No kick! 我用超级时间快速秘方 (w/e), 十年时间, 过了!
YingKang: Okay veh good! Now learn from me! Once you chosen your path, you must know what you fight for! The powerful general position!
Suhayo: 做一个疯的 General? DUN WAN LEH! 我做 CC King 就可以了!
YingKang: Okay I wan you to say "pork" seven hundred and fifty-three quadrillion eight hundred thirty trillion one hundred and three billion seven hundred and eighty-three million seven hundred and eighty-three thousand two hundred and fourteen times! (had to make it look big)
Suhayo: 这么容易的任务? No kick! 看召! (take in breath) Pork po-
YingKang: Okay lah 不要再说了啦! Jackass! You have learnt the way of the pork!
Suhayo: 什么? 这么容易就掌握了 "killer pork" 的 skill liao? 我说一次而已!
YingKang: Aiyah! 一次够了啦! It is more than enough!
Suahyo: 你这个笨的, 还懂 more and less 啊?
YingKang: Shuddup lah, you think you veh funny isit... CB. Pork gin-nah!
Suahyo: 这简直是太容易了! 给我学新的几召!
YingKang: Okay lah! You wan learn new skills, read this book. I write one! Published by the Penguin™ company. You will learn more from it! Okay, you read ah, I go for NCC MSP!
(YingKang leaves.)
[The book is entitled "Logic. Concept. Common sense. Skill. by Dndevil"]
Suhayo: Mai siao siao! YingKang 这么幼稚的将军, 还会这些喔! 我用我的超级时间快速秘方, 把整本书读完!
(After 10 seconds...)
Suhayo: ... ... ... ... ... ... Hehehehehehe-
YingKang: Okay come liao! Today no MSP! Then NCC only briefing! Veh easy! So wut you learn?
Suhayo: 我学到了 Domokun Only Talks Arabian!
YingKang: What the hell? I never remember such a thing in my book!
Suhayo: 就是 DOTA 啦!
YingKang: What dota pork? My book dun have such thing! My book teach one is all the Chinese Chess moves! Dun talk cock! Ahahahahaha!
Suhayo: 哪里有说公鸡? 你 look down on me? 我杀了你!
YingKang: Betrayer! Betrayer! Where got student kill master one? Only jackass will kill their master! Only last time the Advisor Jonathan go and help that bloody...
Suhayo: 我自己也有 true skill 了! 你要 test 我? 来啦!
YingKang: Wait, I go find that MeeSiam first! See MSP really got cancel or not!
(YingKang leaves.)
Suhayo: 现在不在了, 我可以 train 了! (starts to meditate)
[Meanwhile, YingKang got caught by the police.]
YingKang: What the hell? What? What? Pork pork! Ahahahahahaha! Pain leh! Oei! Pork! Dun leh! Oei! Pain lah! WAIT LA!
Police officer: Okay, tell me what you want?
YingKang: Let me send a letter to my student first!
Police officer: Student? ...You look like 8 years old only, you have student? You are really mad! Put him into IMH! Now!
YingKang: Oei! Oei! What the hell? Betrayer! Betrayer! Just let me send lah! Please leh oei! I never say please to anyone before one! You are the first you know? Oei!
Police officer: Ffffffffffffffffff... You are NOISY!!!! Just let him write the freaking letter!
(Police officer gave him a pen and paper.)
YingKang: Okay, I write now ah!
(YingKang wrote a letter 'A' on the paper.)
Police officer: What the heck is this?
YingKang: I write letter lah! Neh! I write 'A'! 'A' not letter meh?
Police officer: What the ffffffffffffffffff- Put him into the f**king IMH! That f**ker must die!
(2 men came and tied YingKang in a stringed jacket, and took him away.)
YingKang: You call me f**ker right? You call me f**ker right? You die! Come sit down! Play Chinese Chess! I show my true skill liao I dun care! You die! I 将军 you straightaway ah! See how you lose!
Police officer: This guy is god-damn mad! Send him to the damn jail!
YingKang: Pork! You dun wan play with me right? Okay, you die! Po----
[Meanwhile]
Suhayo: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!111111oneone
(Suhayo went out to the streets.)
Suhayo: You! Random bastard! Come! Say DOTA!
Keluhn: Why? No kick! Who u?
Suhayo: Just say!
Keluhn: What the hell DUN WAN LEH!
Suhayo: Say it or I call police!
Keluhn: Say then say lah! "DOTA" nia!
Suhayo: You say DOTA right? You say DOTA right? Come, sit down! I show my true skill! I teach you all about Logic! Come sit down! I teach you!
Keluhn: WTF dun wan leh! Why must I?
Suhayo: You dun wan right? Then you die! Logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic logic!
(Keluhn's arms, legs, and neck twisted and his bones broke. He died immediately.)
Suhayo: Muahahahahahahahahaha! Now you know the Molecular Mass of Mars!
[Meanwhile]
YingKang: PSP PSP pork pork ahahahahahahaha! Now I kill all the police, my wanted level increase again! What the hell? Time to run! zao zao zao!
[Meanwhile]
Mrs Mil: Eh I don't know why ah, my eyebrows why keep twitching? I need more logic!
[Meanwhile]
Suhayo: Hah! Now I feel my true power coming out! I am going to finish off those who play DOTA!

NEW CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OMG OMG

Moral?:
-Don't play DOTA.
-Don't read books by Dndevil.
-Don't be YingKang's student.
-Never say the words "DOTA" and "f**ker".
-Mrs Mil rocks.
-Don't mention NCC or MSP in front of YK.
-Also, "boon".
-"Addy full"
What message we are trying to convey is:
Ying Kang is mad.

SCRIPT #15 (On Trial 2)

In a continuation of the previous story...

YingKang: Ahahahahaha! Now know the power of the PORK!
(Just then Mr. Chong and 2 policemen arrived.)
Mr. Chong: He's the one! Get him!
(The 2 policemen tied YK to a stringed jacket, and took him away.)
YingKang: Eh, what the hell? Oei!
Mr. Chong: You killed 2 of the school's most loyal dogs! Now we all scholars leaders no one follow! You're going to jail!
YingKang: But what I do? Walau eh, pork pork ahahahahaha!
Mr. Chong: And when you come back, I'm giving you 3 detention!
YingKang: What the hell?

YingKang on trial.

Jury: Court!
Judge Jon: Okay, plaintiff, you may start your statement.
Plaintiff PSP: Okay, Your Honor. Mr. Cheong Ying Kang, do you plead guilty for what you have done?
YingKang: Pork pork what the hell ahahahahaha! I never do wrong I plead gitty for what?
Plaintiff PSP: Oh? What if I can say that the repitition of religiously offensive words is considered a crime in the "Ladybird's Children's Short Stories"? It is clearly stated in page 66, Section K, topic 2, story 91, paragraph 60, line 43, sentence 24, word...
YingKang: What the hell? So much? I know I'm not gitty! Why I need plead gitty?
Plaintiff PSP: Uh, it's "guilty". And in case you don't know, we have enough proof to put you behind bars!
YingKang: Shut up lah, you think you very funny isit, cheebuy... You tok tok proof, but where is the evidence?
Plaintiff PSP: I will show them to you through Windows Media Player™. Watch the video closely... And I will show that proof IS the evidence!
(Some time later...)
Plaintiff PSP: see? Someone took a video of you saying "pork" exactly 171 times, killing Mr. Black Mamba and then later pushing Thanasilam MK into the pond!
YingKang: What the hell ah? The video so far away, can't even record my voice! So unclear! How you know I say pork leh?
Plaintiff PSP: Hah, I got that covered. I have hired a lip-reading specialist! He is the only one in the world who can read lips off people who didn't even speak! Your Honor, I invite Mr. Nat Leumas. Now, Mr. Leumas, read the lip of the accused in the video.
Leumas: K. Uh... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork... pork...
Plaintiff PSP: Okay, thanks for reading the lips. Now, as you all heard, Mr. Cheong said pork, 171 times! He must be the cause of Black Mamba's death!
YingKang: What the hell? I never do anything lah! *snort snort* pork pork Ahahahahahaha! Cindy cindy! Ahahahahahaha! PSP PSP ahahahaha!
Judge Jon: Mr. Cheong, calm down! Everything you say in court is recorded to use as evidence against you and you'll be convicted! Now, summon your 1st witness.
YingKang: What the hell? I dun even have lawyer, still tok witness!
Voice: I SHALL BE HIS DEFENDANT!
(It was f**king Mr. Yo!)
Judge Jon: LOL
Jury: LOL
YingKang: What the hell?!
Plaintiff PSP: LOLWUT
Mr. Yo: I would like to see these people... Cheong Ying Kang. Where's your Book 3?
YingKang: What the hell? Just come defend me lah! My spearman, oei!
Mr. Yo: Tell me where is your Book 3 first?
YingKang: What the hell? I now in court you asking me for Book 3!
Mr. Yo: DUN BE AN ASS! You never hand up means never hand up! SEE MY AFTER SCHOOL!
YingKang: What the hell? You come court to chase after book is it? Noob!
Mr. Yo: I may not know your name, but I know your face. You cannot run away!
YingKang: What the hell lah? Just now you call my name now you say you dunno my name WTF
Judge Jon: Order! Order! ORDER! PLEASE, PEOPLE, SILENCE!
YingKang: Walau eh Jonathan! Betrayer! Come down help lah!
Judge Jon: I cannot, I got NPCC!
YingKang: I got NCC MSP also can tok cock! How come you cannot!
Judge Jon: Say got NPCC liao!
YingKang: You like that lah! Betrayer! Betrayer! Never help me! Dun fren you liao!
Judge Jon: DUN FREN DUN FREN LAH!
Jury: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Plaintiff PSP: lol WTF is going on????????
Mr. Yo: HOLD IT!
*silence*
Mr. Yo: I want Book 3 to be in the cupboard by 3 p.m. huh?
Plaintiff PSP: WTF
YingKang: WHAT THE HELL? TOO MANY PEOPLE TALKING! YOU ALL TIAM!
*silence*
YingKang: Pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork!!
(Everyone in the court died.)
YingKang: Zao zao zao! I ownself say! Court!
*Verdict: YK escaped, Mr. Yo dead, Plaintiff PSP dead, Judge Jon failed to attend NPCC*
lol

EPILOGUE

YingKang: Wah siao! Now all the police come catch me! I just run sia!
Suhayo: YingKang...
YingKang: What the hell? You?
Suhayo: 我拜你为师! 你现在就是我的 leader 了!
YingKang: Ahahahahaha! So you want learn the Way of the Pork?
Suhayo: 是的! 请多多指教!
YingKang: Come! Let's go to a corner! And find the path to enlightenment!
Suhayo: 谢, 师父!

Looks like the whole Scholars-Leaders thing worked after all.